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Happy brithday Curiosity!

Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th

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yoo, it’s been forever since i’ve been in a picrew chain ^^

@theweirdoneinthebackoftheclass @steviecrowdude @garg0y1efr3ak @esmecatrealm

if you're seeing this pretty please make yourself in this picrew it's really pretty I'm begging you

edit 2: hopefully this doesn't break the post but here's a cooler one I haven't changed more but yeh

just in case the link doesn't work

and tagging: @silly-gizmo @donaviolet @the-deceived-deceiver @in-a-mello-mood @mythicalcoqui @kamelthemammal @katslitterbox and anyone else please

edit lmao I love how this already has 65 notes and mello hasn't even touched it yet

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seriously though what do you call this aesthetic/genre

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Thank you hehe! <3

@steviecrowdude @garg0y1efr3ak @zobinks @theweirdoneinthebackoftheclass @aro-geo-turtle

favirote moots?

(People you tag have to reblog and say their favorite moots)

Okay wait

@ibrokeurheartbcuzubrokemine @foliverfalls @allyeilishh @addisonraesbaby @emiliesblohsh @bilsslut @noodleswashere @bilsbabyy @bitchesbrokenpromises @billsdollie

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Once spiring quarter is over, i’m going to vanish into the woods and you’ll never see me again until I return back in the fall

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Omg I cannot describe my carnal love for Andor enough. It’s a beautiful show and I love it and I’m gonna talk about it for the rest of my life

Rewatching andor s2 with my parents and god I love this show. Perfect. Perfect show.

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Rating the birds in my backyard by tendency toward violence

Northern Cardinal, 4/10

I'm sometimes worried the male is sexually harassing the female but I'm pretty sure they're just doing some elaborate public pickup roleplay. The rest of us didn't agree to participate in your kink, guys.

American Robin, 1/10

Literally just some dude hanging out. Never bothered anyone but worms. Big fan of the way you just stand there in the middle of the grass like you forgot what you were supposed to be doing.

House Sparrow, 10/10

You're a gang. You're participating in gang violence. There's ten billion of you living in a single wood pile and it's been civil war for three years now. When will the bloodshed end?

Tufted Titmouse, 1/10

A shy baby. A pretty little guy. I saw you on the neighbor's garage roof and time stopped. There were anime sparkles around you. Come back.

European Starling, 9/10

Why is it always you? Listen, I know, I KNOW the sparrows are the problem, and YET. When the fighting starts, it's always you in the middle of it, provoking them and then screaming like you're an innocent bystander defending yourself. I'm onto you.

Carolina Wren, 3/10

This rating is not for physical violence, which you don't engage in, but for your role as an incurable narc. A tattle tale. I know they're fighting again, okay? I see it. Our yard has been a warzone for years, you don't have to make a big announcement every time someone misbehaves.

Eastern Wood-Peewee, 0/10

If this were "birds who think they're better than everyone else," you'd get 10/10.

Red-bellied Woodpecker, 6/10

It's a utility pole. It's not a tree. You're surrounded by trees that are full of bugs. But there you are, on the utility pole. Committing vandalism.

American Crow, unrated

For who am I to cast judgment on the actions of La Famiglia? I assume you are doing what is best for the neighborhood. If I could, though, without criticism, make a single observation. That when large numbers of you gather in the ominous dead cottonwood - no? No, you're right. None of my business.

Great Crested Flycatcher, 5/10

Frankly, I think you could be doing more. I think your name implies a great potential. I think you should massacre the insects. I think your beak should drip with viscera.

Stay tuned for more criminal activity!

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The final stage of every OC's creation is having to go through websites like this to name it:

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I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

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I can’t make pasta any more without mumbling to myself, “wet the drys… then dry the wets…”

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v.2

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1. My Characters! You will know each and every piece of lore they have

2. Anthropology I’m majoring in and I think it’s very cool and interesting, be prepared to know everything about the subfields

3. Films about the trans experience Gender is a weird thing and movies like I Saw the TV Glow and The Peoples Joker really speak a lot to me. And also how The Matrix is a Trans Allegory.

5. The weird thing about gender. Gender is really weird and I like talking about it.

@steviecrowdude @cerberus9907 @garg0y1efr3ak @esmecatrealm @theweirdoneinthebackoftheclass

I saw this meme going around on twitter and I think it'll be perfect for this account.

List 5 topics you can talk on for an hour without preparing any material.

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GothJock!!!

copyrighting neon dream as we speak

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Communal Tumblr Stim Toy pass it on

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doing something over and over to piss off your father