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Okay so... this one requires an explanation... A conversation in Seafloor led to a chat about "What if Azem was off-screen taking all the gpose shots you take" and considering the kind of shots I take sometimes that led to... *vague hand gestures* this.

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....sir.

thought i'd finally give palia a try and i've immediately wandered into an NPC who seems intent on being mean to me... game knows what it's doing.

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thought i'd finally give palia a try and i've immediately wandered into an NPC who seems intent on being mean to me... game knows what it's doing.

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love that gear augmentation in ffxiv requires the original item so you're just taking off your pants while waiting in line at the customer service kiosk

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@wolveragrace you think nira'sae is a bully? try this guy on for size--

[bonus pouty baby below the cut]

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The point of fiction is actually to put that guy in a situation™️, and he might try to tell you the point is to then get him out of the situation, WRONG, second situation

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oh. we are so back.

no but. fr. do you guys mind if I just *drops these*

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heartbreaking:

girl has sooooooo many ambitions and ideas for projects but can only get 1.5 basic tasks done per day

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hide my damage, fix my face / help my body find its place

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CW: Blood

"Heh, I'll be damned! You actually got me good! Looks like I'll actually have to try this time!"

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Life as a Gposer! New video out.

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never a moment of peace around here

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pan, I'm so indecisive. I've been rethinking this since you posted, SO WHATEVER have like all of them:

arr!graha / exarch / post-shb!graha (3raha)

thancred / yshtola / urianger (big scions)

emet / lahabrea / elidibus (unsundered)

kelly... your mind... i want to take you back to a lab for further examination

okay LETS GO

3raha:

slowburn: exarch. we call this Prolonged Suffering

fake-dating: arr!graha. because he's JUST immature enough to make it work

enemies-to-lovers: post-shb!graha. listen. LISTEN TO ME. imagine those moments where he goes Exarch Mode ™ but it's aimed at YOU. god....... god i'd go weak. i'll be his enemy for that. and then i'll-- /shot and dragged off stage

big scions:

slowburn: urianger. because i don't want to him :)

fake-dating: y'shtola. weighed her vs thancred for this or E->L HEAVILY but in the end..... if it was shtola, i don't know that we'd ever be able to break out of the "enemies" phase. maybe if it was enemies-to-enemies-that-fuck--

enemies-to-lovers: thancred. because i want to torment him physically and emotionally.

unsundered (god thank you for including laha and elidibus in this):

slowburn: themis. because this is the only remotely wholesome relationship out of this specific line-up--

fake-dating: lahabrea. can you IMAGINE the work gossip in pandaemonium. i want to see hesperos' face when he hears about it.

enemies-to-lovers: emet. may turbo rebound between lovers and enemies at hazardous speeds. you have been warned [original post here]

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Wait wait wait one more- fictrope f/m/k for the hevensward boys! Aymeric, Estinien, Haurchefaunt

ohohoh... honestly i feel like. for the heavensward boys? the line-up is like. it's pre ordained. it's in the STARS. its like. DESTINY or some shit

slowburn with haurchefant.... because if it's a slowburn. he'll be around longer. r ight. rig ht?,

fake-dating with aymeric because Hello Officer Fake Dating in a Bureaucracy / High Society Environment is Hot As Fuck

im going to fist fight estinien. and then we're gonna make out sloppy-style--

[original post here]

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slowburn/fake date/enemies to lovers but it's the Huntrix girls

oh shit the huntrix girlies fuck okay

i want. to slowburn aND fake date both mira and rumi. i want... a slowburn polycule with a fakedate origin story, ok. let a girl dream

zoey can have enemies to lovers because she's such a cute widdle angel... she deserves the opportunity to fuck shit up. i want to see what Enemy!zoey would look like. call it morbid curiosity.

(can i have a bonus enemies to lovers arc with celine. listen. hear me out. liSTEN--)

(actually you know what can i have an enemies to lovers with rumi too because jinu got to shoot his shot and frankly i could do it better--)

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