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safebros-blog 6 years ago
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@sureokaybye
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ive never been more confused in my entire life
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safebros-blog 6 years ago
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I love this title because it implies that Mountain Dew is not typically edible, but rather it is some kind of poison
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safebros-blog 6 years ago
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Who wants to join my gang we鈥檙e gonna go to theme parks and boardwalks but never before sundown.
Requirements:
Must be gay
Must have no sense of fashion
Must be alarmingly interested in vampires
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safebros-blog 6 years ago
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life is all abt wearing stupid clothes listening to shitty music & having a bad haircut
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safebros-blog 6 years ago
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i just dont want to be seen as a woman anymore. if you must look at me at least have the decency to unfocus your eyes
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safebros-blog 6 years ago
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聽Ele N茫o!
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safebros-blog 6 years ago
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@sureokaybye
bro, i'm so sorry bro, there was only one spare room bro, but it's okay i'll sleep on the floor bro....what? you want to share the bed? bro, i'm? broooooo
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safebros-blog 6 years ago
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Nobody is immune to the neck kiss
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