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She got so mad she wrote song lyrics and edited a video and everything omg

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my boyfriend was telling me about the time he drunkenly ate some guys ass when he was at a party before we started dating, and i said "thats weird, i got my ass ate at a party and i cant remember who the guy was" turns out we went to the same party, and he was the dude that ate my ass. my boyfriend ate my ass 2 years before we started dating.

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remember how low chris’ voice dropped when he said he wants to be a daddy because i sure af do

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meirl

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Would you guys like to see literally the worst tweet in the world. I’m serious your gonna have to prepare for this one if its unleashed

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coworker: i think that girl was flirting with you

me, stupid:

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french people be like wee wee lol

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This is really on her insta story I’m crying

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gasolina, the original despacito,

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