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every time i cant beat a level in a video game i think about the fucking does that seem fair to you tweet

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average internet friend group

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some freak could do something really funny for like $25

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the amongus crewmate really was a gift to humanity. the world had enough crudely drawn dicks on bathroom stall doors we needed another shape to instantly strike annoyance and discomfort in the viewer

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I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol

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This came to me in a fuckin dream….

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I love love love saying "I scavenged a working microwave in the boylands" but nobody ever knows the reference and it breaks my heart

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He’s growing

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I mean, it's at least little bit funny how Hasbro's efforts to position Dungeons & Dragons as a universal entry-level game have managed to undo thirty years of development in D&D's culture of play and we're back to litigating whether "you should create characters who actually have a reason to go on adventures rather than expecting the GM to do backflips to justify their presence" is unreasonably imposing upon the player's creative freedom like it's fucking 1994.

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Genuinely hope "JD Vance killed the pope" becomes a legit, widespread rumor. I hope the whitehouse has to make a statement, thus only adding fuel to the fire about it.

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the blade runner doing my voight-kampff test: if communismkills tossing you neck, you taking it or curve her shit?

me: is this the test now

the blade runner: yes. you off the henny or whatever you drink and she appears in your inbox, knowing all the dumb shit she be saying but

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When you are unemployed, mysterious voices will tell you to "become a youtuber" but you must remind yourself that it's probably the amulet talking. The amulet you found last week, near the park. It has given you good advice so far, but there is always a line that you shouldn't cross.

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was referring to a book i own and i said “i have it on book”

is it so over for me

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THERE IS NO DELTARUNE

THERE IS NO SILKSONG

AND THERE IS NO QUEEN OF ENGLAND

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i hope a ceiling fan falls on the empty spot in the bed next to you and it starts understanding your needs

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TERFs will post things like "REAL women never post about technology, video games, or their mental health. REAL women are never autistic or unconventional." and still call themselves feminists and gender abolitionists.

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