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there will be an intifada at every bodega come this weekend. #intifada #bodega #Sharia Law for New York City

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basically

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youve heard of 'california sober'.. get ready for 'portland monogamous'

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bro, does this party have perfectly ripe summer heirloom tomatoes or do we need to pregame?

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what do you mean you havent used mindfulness techniques to accept the state of the torture labyrinth as is yet. its like youre not even trying

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have you seen my berry its about 1 inch tall and 1 inch wide and 1 inch long

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i miss everyone in the whole world but every day i shut myself in and draw tally marks on the walls of my cave with a carefree but steady hand and no regard to the passage of time

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hey sexy. I can tell by the frequency of your blog updates that you are once again avoiding it all

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im sorry my demon eye caused me to lash out at you and your man. im sure hes perfectly lov- ah! grrarrrghh [clutching at my demon eye and writhing] i… i can introduce you to a realm of darkness… that he would never show you

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As always, yes I support LGBT. Let's Go Bomb Tel aviv

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I've been thinking about this all day.

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Oh thank fuck we're so back

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I can tell if a bug has a troubled past

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angel hegemony

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won gold medal for SITTING OUTSIDE IN THE SUMMER what have you losers done.

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oh my god tell me why hand painting the angel was EASIER than stenciling those fucking letters