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kind of crazy how they drop this bar like 20 minutes into the game. let me get up let me get uppp

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okay im giving you to the count of -3 to restore the proper flow of time

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When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M

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what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

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He means a little squeeze bottle with brine shrimp inside but… bottle feeding the loblings…

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i feel like we dont point out that its christian doctrine that god thinks we all deserve to burn for eternity for the crime of being born and the only way he'd forgive us is if we completely and utterly devote our lives to him. what a fucking prick.

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Speef is real to me. I'm sorry for that.

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ill spend my twenties investigating the healing properties of salt i dont know about you guys

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visit the wiki page for wave (audience) for more fun facts!

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not a day goes by that i do not think about the sims 3’s disgusting moodlet icons

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Speechless

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can I just log in

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"why can't they just be friends" not in the homophobic way but in the "their platonic relationship in the source material is far more dynamic and complex than the sanitized personalities they gain as a result of shipping" way