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well well well would you look at that

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singing lessons

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“It was never too soon to know and fear God: children as young as four were put through the ordeal of public confession to prove they had been divinely chosen.”

i’m going back in time to wipe out the puritans.

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we need to make pube hair escaping the bikini line the new hot thing, my hair is too strong for nair & my skin is too weak for shaving.

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I have no idea under what circumstances this scene reappears in next weeks episode, but I am READY FOR IT.

Small Potatoes…4x20

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“orthodox in faith though somewhat Catholic in culture-he liked music and played the fiddle” there is something wrong with protestants.

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it’s so funny that that fuckass man from stranger things everyone is obsessed with somehow only looks good with the 80s metal wig. really missed his era.

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well at least i don’t have kids

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do you think all the emo boy singers wish they were hayley williams

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Jonathon from the Mummy really set the bar for the sidekick character and he’s never been topped, and I just think we need to acknowledge that more.

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Me: Exercise does not cause weight loss. This is a fact that has been demonstrated so robustly in research that even doctors, who hate and fear evidence, are grudgingly starting to admit this.

Someone reading that post: Cool, but have you considered that exercise leads to weight loss?

Me: I am going to eat you

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what if zac efron went on tour with my chemical romance

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because it's not your usual good movie

it's your BAD movie

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oh FUCK i forgot she has an oscar

oh fuck i forgot emerald fennell wrote bad cinderella

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oh fuck i forgot emerald fennell wrote bad cinderella

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Betty Cooper loved to put on a suffocating H&M sweater with a skinny jean and an ankle boot and then brush her hair back into a ponytail so tight it looked painted on . That’s how I knew she was batshit crazy from the moment I saw her

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