salmon-mode

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Nanokuma, what is the speed of an unladen swallow?

[Um. I'm assuming that's in reference to something, but I'm unsure as to what...?]

"Ooh ooh, I know! It's, um. Monthly Pylon, right? Right??"

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"Alright, I've had enough. It's been too long. If they won't wake everyone up on their own, then I'll do it myself!"

[But if you do that... Forcing a restart would reset the entire simulation. No one would remember anything that's happened so far...]

"I don't care! This is their ultimatum! Either they wake everyone up, I reset everything!"

[salmon-mode]

Even across space and time.

#BullyMonokuma2kforever continues.

[salmon-mode]

How are y’all doing?

“Nyehh... I’m okay. Kinda bored though...”

“We could always head to your lab and you can show me and Tenko-chan some more magic!”

[salmon-mode]

I mean he looks pretty nervous.

“You worrying about Robo Brat’s reaction or something?”

“They’d definitely be pretty pissed if I said the wrong thing here...”

[salmon-mode]

See!! He agrees with me!!

“The fuck he does! C’mon, baby bear, tell ‘em!”

“Uh. Shit’s complicated? But you’re definitely real. Yep. Realer ‘n real.”

[salmon-mode]

Sounds fake but ok

“Excuse you! The only thing fake about me’s the shit they augmented!”

“Yyyeeeaaahhh, let’s go with that?”

[salmon-mode]

damn miu it should be illegal to be this great ‼️‼️

“You know it, bitch! I don’t even have to try!”

[salmon-mode]

Do the Monokubs count for dating purposes? They don't have a little heart tracker thing, but I know the other AU ended up with Kub x Kub and Kub x student pairings, so

“Pops is being a total stick in the mud about the whole thing. Says we can’t join in. Which sucks, cause damn there’s some hot folks ‘round here.”

“But hey, just cause we’re not officially being counted don’t mean we can’t still try an’ get some romance going up in here!”

“Shoot for the fuckin’ stars, baby!”

[salmon-mode]

Miu, what crimes have you been committing?

“Pretty sure she means all the shit she gets up to in that lab a hers.”

“Being this hot’s a crime in and of itself!”

[salmon-mode]

What's Miu been up to?

“The same thing I’m always up to, doy!”

“Being sexy fine and committing crime!”

“Hell yeah, Foxy Mama!”

[salmon-mode]

How have Kirumi and Kaede been doing?

“I’ve been writing out all the recipes I know to give to Kaneko-kun. If he’s going to insist on helping me cook, then he’s going to know how to make healthy meals.”

“Somkid-kun and I have been playing music together a lot whenever he’s not spending time with Wyndam-san.”

[salmon-mode]

Maybe it'll just open now?

“Considering we actually had to earn the keys to open up the last labs we got, I’m gonna say no? You guys should go coerce more people into hanging out/dating! Maybe then we’ll get more?”

“...Please don’t force people to date for your amusement. Or for our gain either.”

[salmon-mode]

Maybe walking up 5 floors worth of spiral staircase to Kaito's lab will help

“Is there a spiral staircase anywhere around here? I haven’t seen one.”

“Maybe behind that black and white door on the first floor we can’t get open?”

“Did that door even have a place to put a key?”

[salmon-mode]

go angie go!!! get him!

“Don’t encourage her!”

“Nyahaha!”

[salmon-mode]

Time to solve the great mystery of where the actual fuck Kokichi's lab is in relation to anything else

“If I could just find where the door was, getting in wouldn’t be a problem at all!”

“Today’s not gonna be another ‘explore the school’ kind of day, is it?”

[salmon-mode]

Go Angie!!!!!

“You cannot run forever!”

“Yes, I can!”