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*exports you as a jpeg* *and turns the quality waaaaay down*

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made this in protest of censorship

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Forbidden whack-a-mole

(via)

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the funniest thing about the first successful blood transfusion being done on dogs is that dogs are one of those animals that doesn't innately have an immune response to foreign blood, so their first transfusion can basically be whatever blood type, and that means they're pretty uniquely bad for setting your expectations for humans if you don't know that. or what a blood type is.

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I'm tired. I'm bored. I'm making dumb doodle comics.

Bleh.

(Not how I've drawn NMJ in the past, but I also didn't see the untamed yet, so...) (probably will have a definite way i draw him in the future).

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wei ying 100% would start using the “I’m hanguang-jun’s husband” excuse to get away with stuff post-canon like before he had such a bad reputation, and pre-reincarnation he was feared, and now he’s at a market stall and bats his eyelashes like “but my husband is the hanguang-jun” and gets free food for it and he thinks it’s so funny

he’s at a conference and some annoying cultivators are making trouble cause they don’t recognize wei ying and wei ying (very loudly) goes “do you know who I’m married to?” and of course lan zhan appears out of nowhere immediately. wei ying has never been more smug

wei ying is a troublemaker at heart, and he loves to rub it in peoples faces that they can’t do anything about it anymore! his husband will come help him! haha!

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Comedians in the '70s and cartoons in the '90s: weird how your kids can watch violence and murder on TV but the FCC wants us dead if we say the word nipple.

Internet users in 2025: you didn't warn me that there would be erotic themes in the game you just mentioned which is fucked up because I thought it was going to be a normal "morally struggle with killing people" game but now it's gone too far :-/

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Images from the I Ching： Visual Meditations on the Book of Change. Paintings by Ann Williams, introduction by Ralph Metzner (Australia: Craftsman House, 1987).

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Across one moment from the scintillating play of consciousness - The Creative. Dragon power shimmers in the Heavens; anything you wish may happen.

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woof

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ⓘ Tip You can skip part of the day by taking a nap.

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Maybe the real art is the friends we made along the way…

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