saltyyetbland
saltyyetbland
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bri / 20+ / any pronouns / multi (realm smp, hermitcraft, life series, crit role, pjo etc.)
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saltyyetbland · 4 hours ago
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wait was lukey's horror film cancelled??
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saltyyetbland · 5 hours ago
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HOLY SHIT
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I KNOW IVE ONLY BEEN REALM POSTING FOR MONTHS BUT THIS MEANS SO MUCH TO ME YALL DONT EVEN KNOW I LOVE THE DIANGELO SIBLINGS
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saltyyetbland · 6 hours ago
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nerd flowey
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saltyyetbland · 6 hours ago
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“HEWWO PRINCESS!”
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saltyyetbland · 8 hours ago
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you know its bad when youre so locked out that you are not even locked in on procrastinating anymore
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saltyyetbland · 12 hours ago
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random question but did pangi ever say anything about uploading those realm vods to his vods channel? cause he like stopped uploading vods for like a week and now just jumped back in with the lifesteal jackbox and day 1 s7 vod and the last realm vod he uploaded was giving aimsey the dragon egg. like we're literally missing "i won't break" and i would like to say that was a pretty entertaining and important vod yk
its not too deep cause the realm smp vods channel uploaded that vod already but still
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saltyyetbland · 23 hours ago
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Where DOES that guy even go
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Also a lil bonus pangolin guy
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saltyyetbland · 23 hours ago
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guys do you think !pangi sometimes leans forward while balancing on his tail like this
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saltyyetbland · 23 hours ago
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when realm s2 drops i genuinely need someone to have a kind of "wait for me" kind of relationship like the question should not be "is the love is there?" but "when will we be reunited, my love"
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saltyyetbland · 24 hours ago
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when lukey was shaking during the conversation with malo, i do not think he was afraid.
while the vibe had absolutely gone threatening, the shaking was before the actual death threats. it was after, however, malo offered lukey a spot on team corruption. after lukey went on his spiel about how he'd seen the corruption wipe out everything before, how he had to stand against it with everything he had because to do otherwise would be to throw away his lifes work.
it was during malo commanding respect. malo saying that lukey should lay down and do what he wants, because lukey should respect him. and doesnt that sound familiar? being told to give up his research, to give up control to people who think they deserve it? being taunted with everything he's lost?
when asked about the shaking later, lukey said this:
Yeah, something about him saying how many people I've seen die kind of bothered me.
something kind of BOTHERED him. the mention of how many people he's lost is what cause the shaking, not the threats.
when lukey was shaking during the conversation with malo, i do not think he was afraid. he is very very used to be afraid. being afraid is not something that would make him loose composure like that.
i think he was fucking furious.
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saltyyetbland · 1 day ago
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tempted to just blitz write a small fluff fic ngl but at the same time ive been in a fanfic writing paralysis cause its somehow gotten in my head that i cant do characterization for shit and i dont want to produce something that is not somewhat accurate (even though i know this thought process is dumb and i should just create for the love of the game but haha anxiety is like that lmao)
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saltyyetbland · 1 day ago
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"Do you know what it was like, Lukey, watching my friend run towards death and being helpless to stop it? And I know, I know the Pili that's here now is not the same. I know that that Pili might be gone".
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"I mean, you reference- you ask if I know what it's like to watch someone walk to their own death. Do you know what it was like for me to watch you jump off that same cliff, trying to catch them?".
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saltyyetbland · 1 day ago
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someone said this on twt and oh my god. fuck me bro
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saltyyetbland · 1 day ago
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Bad: You don't understand, and I don't expect you to.
Lukey: I think I'm... more acquainted with that feeling than you'd think.
Bad: Guess you might be.
Lukey: And while I don't feel good about what you did, I see the logic. But-
Bad: So you understand, what it's like to lose someone?
Lukey: Acts like that- Yeah. I do. But-
Bad: Lose a friend.
Lukey: Would you put someone else on the line to bring that back? Would you put someone else through the experience of losing someone, so you can gain what you once had?
Bad: If it was my only choice, I would.
Lukey: So would I.
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saltyyetbland · 1 day ago
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"I want to clear up, when I said Pangi was weak I meant in will to cure Pili."
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saltyyetbland · 1 day ago
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lukey giggling talking about how pangi could kill him going “i know. oh i know he could” Alright
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saltyyetbland · 1 day ago
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Bad: "I'm not sure I want to be cured anymore"
Lukey: "why not?"
Bad: "I understand the corruption...is it so bad? Imagine Happiness, imagine not wanting...you could become corrupted, put your mind to it, instead of making cures we could better find ways to spread it..think of the power you could hold!"
Lukey: "I've thought about it, I won't lie..but I would lose everything...and I'm not a hypocrite, Bad. I think the corruption is a flame not to be flirted with..I have yet to see a happy ending with the Corruption involved"
Bad: "no, that's the thing, it's because we fight against it, if we just let it take hold-"
Lukey: "I've seen it take hold Bad, even the people who aren't infected fall victim to it...I have to fight against it, it's my life's work I'd be rejecting, it's too much to throw away just because someone decided one day they don't want to be cured, I've let the friends I've made hold me back but I'm sorry, I can't let you do that anymore..I will cure the corruption and it will not come back, the roots will be pulled."
Bad: "so that's where we're at?"
Lukey: "it is Bad, but out of respect for who you once were and what you've told me I'll let you walk away, but this will end."
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