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OH SHIT! I forgot my yearly Halloween murder!
Where’d i put my chainsaw…

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I remember reading the Odyssey and there was a page and a half bitching about how seals smell weird. EVERYTHING FROM THE OCEAN SMELLS WEIRD HOMER! WHAT DID SEALS DO TO YOU?!? Honestly, the old shapeshifter dude from that part was living the life, these things are adorable and he just had a bunch of them as pets.
HOLY MOTHER OF UNRELATED TANGENTS that was a lot. Point is, this is a goofy little guy that deserves as much happiness as possible. I enjoy.

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in all fairness…
I’m disappointed this isn’t a thing

this entry in a ‘what would happen if the internet went down tomorrow’ contest has been making me laugh since 2009
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this entry in a ‘what would happen if the internet went down tomorrow’ contest has been making me laugh since 2009
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