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adopting this into my vocabulary

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springtail eating a slime mold

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Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair

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Sometimes you think a man is gay but it turns out he is just nice. Sometimes you think a man is nice but he’s actually just wearing glasses. It’s complicated

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im going to drink a $7 light beer at the zoo and become the jane goodall of leafcutter ants

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one work struggle that nobody prepares you for is that sometimes your buddies your good friends really suck at their job and you want to punch them in the face and also the most annoying person in the universe is sometimes decent at their job and you have to like acknowledge that

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ground control to crazy frog

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I love being out of the loop #notmyloop

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i could do a great one of those “get ready with me” morning routine videos. like hi welcome to my channel everyone! first thing i do when i wake in the morning is i step outside and i take a deep breath and i get real high and i scream from the top of my lungs what’s going on—

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commission of george for @beyonderland 🐰🎉

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"on god's green earth" is way too fun to say even when you don't believe in god and know most of it is blue, actually

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they really take money from your bank account when you buy something this is so fucked up :/

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it’s really august huh… like 8 whole months have passed……….. disgusting

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hang on I’m trying to see something

don’t tell me the name of your pet, just tell me in the tags the name you call them that’s got nothing to do with their actual name

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there are so many things on gods green earth that are not platonic but are also not romantic. the erotic, the familial, the unconditional, weird codependency, weird codependency (hatred edition), etc. let us all broaden our horizons