sammitychan
sammitychan
Delusions of Grandure
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sammitychan · 8 months ago
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WITCHER IV REVEAL TRAILER Ciri fighting like Geralt  
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sammitychan · 1 year ago
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Yarn holder
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sammitychan · 1 year ago
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sammitychan · 1 year ago
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sammitychan · 1 year ago
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meowth’s havin a ball ~ limited edition of 60
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sammitychan · 1 year ago
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is 30s too late for a career change how to change careers how to become evil sorcerer evil sorcerer salaries evil sorceror indeed dot com
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sammitychan · 1 year ago
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sammitychan · 2 years ago
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Let's get cozy, friend.
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sammitychan · 2 years ago
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"you will look for themes and motifs in media that isn't worth the effort" i will look for themes and motifs in the dirt. on the ground.
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sammitychan · 2 years ago
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the authors note of all time
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sammitychan · 2 years ago
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Finding a new blorbo like:
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sammitychan · 2 years ago
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hot lesbian character: [does something sociopathic]
me: i support women's rights but more importantly i support women's wrongs
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sammitychan · 3 years ago
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One of my favorite genres of photo is Angery Bat Being Handled by Scientist
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sammitychan · 3 years ago
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why are my two favorite tropes "seemingly powerful and dominating guy turns out to be kind of pathetic" and "silly goofball of a man turns out to be terrifyingly powerful"
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sammitychan · 3 years ago
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they’re a side character that’s been onscreen for 5 minutes to YOU. I’ve known them for hundreds of years
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sammitychan · 3 years ago
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outsiders and boring normal people and fandom newbies always think that buckwild kinky porn fanfiction is the strangest fandom hobby but they are wrong.
the strangest fandom hobby is plotty fanfiction, the kind that requires research, because engaging in this hobby makes no goddamned sense.
it doesn’t even give anybody masturbation material, which is at least a logical and admirable goal that contributes to the betterment of society, or at least society’s solitary orgasms.
in other news i hope the cia spyware monitoring my internet usage understands that i’m googling information about smuggling drugs in thailand because i want the details to be right in a single paragraph in a 10,000 word story about a gay mafia guys.
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sammitychan · 3 years ago
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a lot of pieces of media will show characters catching fireflies with just their bare hands. in some cases they will just land on the persons fingers. to gently be placed inside of a jar..
for people who live in areas who don’t have fireflies, i want you to know that is not made up or exaggerated for those scenes. fireflies are really like that. they are slow and not cautious at all. while camping i would just walk up to one flying in the air and grab it. and it would sit on my hands like “oh ok.” they are my friends.
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