I'm lame, but you can call me Sam. Jan makes me happy. ask me stuff i guess *~*~~MY LIFE~*~** ok i'm sorry this one is my life
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All these things will catch up to you and time can heal, but this won’t. So if you’re coming my way, just don’t.
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When your barber finds out you were seeing someone else
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Why I don't like talking
Other People: you should talk more!
Me: *tries to talk*
-gets ignored
-gets interrupted
-gets talked over
-no one pays attention
-no one cares
-fucks up what i was gunna say
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*watching chopped*
host: contestants your ingredients are onions, guava juice, stale crackers, and spider legs
me: how the fuck….
contestant: i was so excited to see these ingredients in my basket i immediately knew what to make
me: ………………
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