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okay i know you said prowl and real jazz are the only ones who know something is wrong, but imagine the other autobots seeing them have these weird and maybe even slightly rude conversations and just thinking: omg are they breaking up nooo :((

I can imagine “Jazz” eventually going absolutely violent would definitely add another layer of confusion haha

Entity: *gets scared of metal claws grabbing Jazz*

Autobots: But…what’s wrong?

Entity, nervously realising that was a weird behaviour: ……..yeah I. You see I don’t actually like that. It’s just harder to be polite rn I’m so tired:(

Autobots: oh no…

Prowl: I brought you some hot tea.

Entity: Guh okay gimme that. *takes a sip and waves his hand* Dismissed. I don’t need anything else.

Prowl: ….sure.

Autobots: ……oh no….are they fighting over something?? Prowl brought him the worst and weirdest tea from our kitchen……and Jazz waved him off?? Is that a breakup?????

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Shen Qingqiu, stand behind me. I will protect you.

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After getting some rest I rethunk the snow storm idea and yeah maybe it better stay more simple. We could keep the storm but purely as a “oh no there’s no escape” thing. Then we can have the Autobots who are really busy with trying to keep the base running and because it’s the only safe place. Annnd~ We can also have Jazz slowly breaking up and losing control to the point of HIM being the danger everyone are now stuck with.

Because YEP. SSTP you are cooking>:D

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Both of them: "he's a little stupid but i love him anyway"

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the main reason why binghe would never attempt to atticwife sqq again is because all the previous times he tried, sqq just up and died.

binghe: i just have to lock shizun in the water prison and he wont leave me!

sqq: [self destructs]

binghe: ... well now i just have to lock shizun up so nothing will happen to him again...!

sqq (plantzun edition): [screams in agony as his body rots right in front of binghes eyes]

binghe: THIRD TIMES THE CHARM!!!! IF I DESTROY EVERYTHING ELSE THEN SHIZUN WILL HAVE NOWHERE ELSE TO GO BUT WITH ME!!!! RIGHT?? RIGHT!?!?????

sqq: [almost self destructs by himself. again.]

binghe:

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Happy Pride, everyone! And be more like SQH, wear a lot of colors!

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…what if IDW Prowl goes to the sonic universe…

So what if we take asshole table flipping Prowl from the idw and put him into the sonic the hedgehog movies. And then he's forced to learn about family and friendship via the wachowskies and their ever-expanding family.

AKA tom adopts a giant ass metal robot who has social interaction issues bc what is another disaster next to his three other alien children.

Prowl would hate them so much but he has to stay with them bc where else would he go. (Tails did big brain stuff and told him hes in a different dimension and is stuck here bc Sonic's rings wont access Prowl's dimension) maybe have prowl flip some tables after hearing that and driving off furiously. Like a teenager. Bc cybertron needs him or smth. (idk idw Prowl gives moody teenager with ego problem vibes to me)

Also since he's a police car he would blend in just fine bc Tom's a police.

Ooh and maybe have eggman be interested in Prowls tech but kind of forgets about it in face of the electric hedgehog bc that’s weirder than a robot to him. (He doesn’t forget, he’s still fascinated but Sonic is a bigger problem at the moment + he can obtain infinite energy from the eulipotyphla)

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i’m le.arning so many rules toda📝y

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random but I keep refreshing your page waiting for new portal au posts (no pressure I'm just too invested)

Awww:3

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"MOM" Nightwings voice screamed through the Watchtower as the Justice League was having a debrief meeting of the last mission

And soon enough Nightwing, in all his black and blue glory stromped into the meeting room with Robin right behind him

"mom tell Robin to stop being annoying" Nightwing demanded, acting more like a child than the adult vigilante that he was

"no mom tell Nightwing to stop being a stubborn asshole" Robin stomped his foot

"language" Batman growled at the younger vigilante (side kick actually but who's keeping track of it)

Batman then sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose before looking back to at his sons

"what are you two arguing about now?"

Nightwing opened his mouth but before he could say anything Robin cut him off

"he's not letting me go on patrols with him anymore"

"because I don't want to be stuck as your baby sitter"

"i can handle myself just fine!"

"says a kid that slipped and almost fell to his death just last week"

"i was doing perfectly fine before you started your yap session, your annoying voice distracted me"

Nightwing gasped, clearly offended

"how dare you, my voice is perfectly fine"

As the two argued Batman was clearly losing his patiance, it wasn't long before he eventually lost it

"QUIET!" Batman yelled making both Robin and Nightwing immediately stop fighting and straighten their backs "both of you stop arguing and go back to the cave, we'll continue that conversation there. Do I make myself clear?"

"yes mom sorry mom" both of the birds said at the same time and immediately left the meeting room, probably to go to the zeta tubes

When they were gone Batman turned his attention back to the Justice League

"now where were we?"

The other heroes couldn't do anything else other than stare in disbelief on what just happened in front of them

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Cutey cutey romantic moment because I need the serotonin. And a hands insert shot because I apparently hate myself.