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Currently rewatching the series. (God, I forgot just how realistic their cgi was in regard to the dinosaurs.)

Nearly had a heart attack when my mom called me right when the velociraptor showed up when she turned the park’s power back on.

JURASSIC PARK 1993 | dir. Steven Spielberg

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MERLIN, 3.04

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since people asked about how I write my fics (in google docs like a heathen) I'd like to introduce you to the low effort, mostly one-word titles I use that I definitely remember for my drafts:

you know, very sane and easily recognizable names for drafts

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Wielding the lute

Yeah, nothing fundamentally changed there either 😅

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Finally finished this piece after months of reworking. Far from perfect, but I’m glad it’s done. Inspired by the amazing Bruno Redondo, Dan Mora, and especially Dexter Soy.

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Arthur was born an angel.

That's what the magic did. It put an angel to earth. Unable to hide his massive wings, Uther announces that Arthur is a warrior angel, born to protect them against wizards.

The only problem is, no one knows how to properly take care of wings.

Until Merlin.

Merlin who took in wounded birds as a child and helped them get better. Merlin, whose name is not a coincidence, but a nickname given for his lovely hobby.

Merlin, who is the first to understand Arthur's needs and the first to demand them be met with kindness, rather than unreasonable expectation.

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men in Camelot will see Merlin and be like “is anyone else gonna lay down their life for this guy in the sluttiest way possible?” and not wait for an answer

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baby snoopy this, baby clifford that, baby gromit blah blah blah. what about baby kermit???????

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@sophisticated-cryptid

just a sketch but here you go

btw, superman's flirting is--in fact-- working very well

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i see a post that says batfam has that samsung fridge with screen and use it as somewhat back up bat computer.

Now I imagine when Batman has a meeting with the Justice league then gets interrupted and forced to use the samsung fridge to continue the meeting.

Bruce: ... now that's why i called The Lanterns..– oh, wait. *put the call on hold.*

Alfred told him there's someone trying to break in the manor, and turns out it was just Jason. But Bruce already holds the meeting too long, so he has to use whatever in his reach to continue the meeting.

Hal: where's the spooky? He held us too long and i have a date in 7! great!

Clark: maybe.. something important happened? you know what Gotham is like right?

Oliver: at least don't put the call on hold if he has to do something in the city right!

there's a call coming in from an unknown line, and Diana accepts it because maybe it is batman in other devices.

then the screen just puts a blank screen with the fridge model names on it.

[ SAMSUNG Refrigerator - Family Hub™ ]: yeah, sorry i put you on hold for too long, something happened.

Hal: A FUCKING FRIDGE??!!

[ SAMSUNG Refrigerator - Family Hub™ ]: ... do you have a problem with it?

Barry: *can't hold laugh* dude this is so freaking cool! a bat-fridge!

[ SAMSUNG Refrigerator - Family Hub™ ]: it's a Samsung..

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Zatanna accidentally turned Batman into a cat. A fluffy, thick and chonk Angora cat. While Zatanna busying herself learning how to change Batman back to human, he already left the Justice hall to get back to Gotham.

Even as a cat, Batman still works his paws out smacking and kicking the goons. Thank god no one escaped Arkham that night.

Superman flies to Gotham, he needs to discuss something with the bat, he follows his heartbeat but doesn't find him anywhere. So he sits on top of a building on the outskirts of Gotham near Metropolis.

cat!Batman: *climb high up, sit next to superman. purrs. tap his paws to Superman's thigh.*

Superman: oh hi, little guy! you look.. kinda familiar..

cat!Batman with big round light blue eyes and black fluffy fur: mmreow?

Superman: *sigh,* i hope i can understand what you said, kitty. I'm not the infamous Catwoman.. *pat cat!Batman.*

Superman: your heartbeat is so similar to him, I thought you were him. *scratch cat!Batman underchin.*

Cat!Batman: *purrs loudly.*

Superman: *get cat!Batman to his lap.* you know kitty? i know a person that is just like you, he's so much of a cat person even though he's a bat.

Superman: he's fighting evil here and there, saving Gotham even though he has no super powers

cat!Batman: *scratch Superman's hand.*

Superman: ouch! but you can't hurt me with those little paws, kitty..! oh you're so cute! you remind me of Batman, he's the kind of guy that rough on the outside, but he's a softie inside. are you like that too, kitty?

cat!Batman: meerrpp. *uninterested.*

Superman: i.. i like him. no, i 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 him..

cat!Batman: *tilting head.* mmreow?

Superman: i mean.. *blushes.* he's so cool, you know? and.. and.. he's Batman! you know what i mean, kitty? i like him because he's Batman. ah, why did I say this to a cat? it's just a silly crush.

cat!Batman: *purrs and rubs his head to supes.* mrroow..

Superman takes the cat and holds it gently, he smiles like the sun rising: you look clean, and I'm immune to Earth's bacteria. let me kiss you kitty cat.

As Superman kisses the cat, there's a smoke bomb coming out of the cat, and he's feeling a change in weight of the kitty cat in his hand. and as the smoke is gone, there's Batman, or Bruce Wayne since he's not wearing his costume. in fact, he's not wearing anything.

Superman: *confused but blushing.* B-Bruce..?!

Batman: i know, i like you too because you're Clark Kent. can we get something to cover my body?

Superman brings Batman back to his mansion, covered in his cape.

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imagine the trio (batman, supes, wonder woman) get hit by a magic spell by Mister Mxyzptlk, and make them see each other by how they fantasized about each other.

wonder woman look at superman and batman with confused but happy expression.

batman: what did you see diana?

wonder woman: well, having you both in a wedding dress is not that bad..

superman: you mean.. suits?

wonder woman: nope, dress.

batman, superman: ...

wonder woman: i want you both to be my wife, okay?! geez, women can't have nice things in this 'men world'. how about you, bruce?

batman: well, i see diana as a very attractive woman. not that she's not, but.. just fit into my preference.

batman did, imagining diana in the latex cat suit.

batman: and superman i.. I don't think i can word my vision, it'll make this meeting getting more awkward.

superman: well, me too..

wonder woman: is it worse than having you both in a wedding dress?

batman who sees superman topless, shows his muscles and all, and superman who sees batman (bruce without cowl) in a sexy bunny suit: ... yes.

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The only adult Dick knows in this manor is Bruce, beside Alfred that now is busy in the kitchen. So, with a ripped Robin cape, little Dick waddles to Bruce in front of the Bat computer.

"Dad– ehm, Batman i need my cape fixed."

Bruce looked at the ripped cape, "go get my sewing kit."

this happened several times til he decided to get rid of the cape in his new costume (yes, the discowing).

years later, Dick comes back to Bruce, who's sitting in front of the Bat computer. he holds Damian's ripped cape.

Dick smiles as he walks to the tired bat, feeling deja vu. he touches his chair, "Dad, i need Dami's cape fixed."

Bruce looked a little surprised, then he's smiling. "you silly," he takes the cape from Dick. "go get my sewing kit."

more years later, Dick gets a seat in front of the Bat computer. he's tired and worn out. taking off the Bat cowl, he looks down to his ripped cape.

"Dad, i.. need your cape fixed.." he sighs in between the silences, "... I'll go get your sewing kit."

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The only adult Dick knows in this manor is Bruce, beside Alfred that now is busy in the kitchen. So, with a ripped Robin cape, little Dick waddles to Bruce in front of the Bat computer.

"Dad– ehm, Batman i need my cape fixed."

Bruce looked at the ripped cape, "go get my sewing kit."

this happened several times til he decided to get rid of the cape in his new costume (yes, the discowing).

years later, Dick comes back to Bruce, who's sitting in front of the Bat computer. he holds Damian's ripped cape.

Dick smiles as he walks to the tired bat, feeling deja vu. he touches his chair, "Dad, i need Dami's cape fixed."

Bruce looked a little surprised, then he's smiling. "you silly," he takes the cape from Dick. "go get my sewing kit."

more years later, Dick gets a seat in front of the Bat computer. he's tired and worn out. taking off the Bat cowl, he looks down to his ripped cape.

"Dad, i.. need your cape fixed.." he sighs in between the silences, "... I'll go get your sewing kit."