samscowboyhat
samscowboyhat
samuel collins' cowboy hat
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southern vampire loving southerner. alternatively, my redacted audio blog.
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samscowboyhat · 10 hours ago
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voting for first character pick is live :3
was just hit with the possibly already thought of before idea of something similar to the fooliverse, but instead of like. a personality swap (or whatever the hell happened with milo), the listener character and speaker character swapped their 'roles' i suppose. like. imagine it. using their canon first meeting as examples, but:
"Being Questioned By a Department Investigator Stealth." (Milo & SH)
"Getting Flustered In a Fast Food Restaurant" (David & Angel)
"Meeting an Anxious Stranger at an Amusement Park." (Vincent & Lovely, if you count his first video's listener to be the same as Lovely. I see you, reincarnation theory believers)
like. i imagine each character would keep their personality, because Soft and Shy david scares me (/j) but obviously there would be minor changes. i'd happily elaborate on certain details if wanted, but forgive if this was just nothingburgers
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samscowboyhat · 10 hours ago
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also! anything pertaining to this will be under the brand new tag, #redacted roleswap. i'm always open to suggestions and critiques, but hate will nawt be tolerated!
so! role swap. this is just a poll to determine who i'll do first! do know that I haven't listened to every story line, but I do intend to at least try! thats not a guarantee i'll get to everyone.
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samscowboyhat · 10 hours ago
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so! role swap. this is just a poll to determine who i'll do first! do know that I haven't listened to every story line, but I do intend to at least try! thats not a guarantee i'll get to everyone.
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samscowboyhat · 10 hours ago
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I'LL DO IT!!!! writing has been calling me. i'll post a poll for who gets written first, but reblogs/comments with other characters not listed will be accepted as well!
was just hit with the possibly already thought of before idea of something similar to the fooliverse, but instead of like. a personality swap (or whatever the hell happened with milo), the listener character and speaker character swapped their 'roles' i suppose. like. imagine it. using their canon first meeting as examples, but:
"Being Questioned By a Department Investigator Stealth." (Milo & SH)
"Getting Flustered In a Fast Food Restaurant" (David & Angel)
"Meeting an Anxious Stranger at an Amusement Park." (Vincent & Lovely, if you count his first video's listener to be the same as Lovely. I see you, reincarnation theory believers)
like. i imagine each character would keep their personality, because Soft and Shy david scares me (/j) but obviously there would be minor changes. i'd happily elaborate on certain details if wanted, but forgive if this was just nothingburgers
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samscowboyhat · 13 hours ago
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something is in the water but i wanna fuck david shaw and hear him whine like a puppy. yk his shifting audio? where he was getting pet and he whined? yeah <3
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samscowboyhat · 21 hours ago
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Redacted fandom please stop editing and drawing David, Milo, HUXLEY, and Sam as twigs. Those are MEN. I want to see buff and hairy. Matter-of-fact, oil them up PRONTO.
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samscowboyhat · 21 hours ago
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Guys I don't fw hazbin hotel or harry potter btw. those are the only two i can think of because I keep seeing ppl talk about them. pls dont mention that shit on my page. im transgender and harry potter has just always been weird. and hazbin hotel and especially viv herself glorifies assault. fuck off.
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samscowboyhat · 21 hours ago
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i wanna get lasko moore pregnant
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samscowboyhat · 1 day ago
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im just seeing this but MOOTIE WHAT DO YOU MEAN 109. THIS EARLY???? for reference i'm from texas and that's not close to the hottest it's been, BUT THIS EARLY?? it gets to 'satans asscrack' levels of hot in like. july and august. BUT JUNE????
You know how they mist vegetables at the supermarket... Do you think Lasko ever saw Dear in a relatively dehydrated state and thought about doing that to them??
Like they're at an outdoor event, its summer so it's hot out, and they're fanning themselves to keep cool and all Lasko can imagine is using the mist setting on one of those garden hose attachments and just watering his partner.
I think they'd enjoy it too. I imagine it'd feel nice.
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samscowboyhat · 2 days ago
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oh aggro 100% wins and sweetheart makes that clear. he's getting a squeeze treat and milo's looking like a kicked puppy whining about how his mate is taking their son's side
guys what is the consensus on what kind of cat aggro is. cause i think he's a sillay orange cat
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samscowboyhat · 2 days ago
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oh orange 100%. he Cant read a room (hes a cat) and he's made his presence known in either the worst way possible, or during the worst time possible. but i also think tortie could work too because i'd love to see a cat match milo's energy. tortitude vs grown yet very sassy man
guys what is the consensus on what kind of cat aggro is. cause i think he's a sillay orange cat
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samscowboyhat · 2 days ago
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you're making me wanna get back into fic writing for the sake of this,, i'd definitely need ideas and such for characterization and whatnot
was just hit with the possibly already thought of before idea of something similar to the fooliverse, but instead of like. a personality swap (or whatever the hell happened with milo), the listener character and speaker character swapped their 'roles' i suppose. like. imagine it. using their canon first meeting as examples, but:
"Being Questioned By a Department Investigator Stealth." (Milo & SH)
"Getting Flustered In a Fast Food Restaurant" (David & Angel)
"Meeting an Anxious Stranger at an Amusement Park." (Vincent & Lovely, if you count his first video's listener to be the same as Lovely. I see you, reincarnation theory believers)
like. i imagine each character would keep their personality, because Soft and Shy david scares me (/j) but obviously there would be minor changes. i'd happily elaborate on certain details if wanted, but forgive if this was just nothingburgers
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samscowboyhat · 2 days ago
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enjoying my patreon perks and looking through older posts and i have since solidified the fact that damien is so me (velveeta shells and cheese ON TOP). and we both have mildly stupid boyfriends that we love and- (gets shot)
i love quoting that One kraft commercial, but kraft makes me gag. velveeta is the best
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samscowboyhat · 2 days ago
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runie (and milo ea audio) reminded me of my baby. this is coke, shes a domestic longhair and shes my precious princess. her name is short for cocaine because she's pure white. she lives with my f*ther and i only visit on occasion, but i visit for her and my baby sisters.
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samscowboyhat · 2 days ago
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geordi my husband please return from war IM SORRYYYYY
guys it’s the last week of pride month and both damien and huxley’s audios have been released. this means we have one audio left for the month. and who else in the redactedverse has canonically dated another man? that’s right, geordi. and since erik’s releasing audios of canonically mlm characters it means we’re hearing from him soon
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samscowboyhat · 2 days ago
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Samuel Collin’s doing a bunch of little jumps into his old ass jeans while Darlin’ watches entranced by the sheer roundness of their mates ass.
That’s all. Have a good day.
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samscowboyhat · 2 days ago
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“One day, I am gonna grow wings”
But it’s a little daemon boy granting his finest angel upon a suffering mortal man - so that when the angel smiles, the same of the little daemon, the mortal will feel the same happiness that was once granted to him long ago by a forgotten childhood friend
IM NEVER GOING TO BE NORMAL ABOUT CAELUM AND ANGEL HE LITERALLY GAVE DAVID A GUARDIAN ANGEL ANFHAIDPFNEBWIOEJE AND HES JUST A LITTLE DEMON BOY HES DOING THE BEST HE CAN
I CANTTTT DO THISSD ANYMORE I MISS CAELUM
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