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hes so awesome

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“based on your likes” I have never liked anything remotely close to that atrocity of a post

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Summer be like this:

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taste my steel

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like. Pathological, Demand Avoidance. a pathology that could only be invented by the most exhausted parent alive

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sorry, PATHOLOGICAL demand avoidance which is actually way funnier. diagnosing my son with doesn't want to do chores

discovered the phrase "persistent demand avoidance" recently which is a term parents of autistic children invented to describe their kids... truly so absurd on its face that when i first heard it i kept saying "persistent demand avoidance" out loud in varying tones of voice and cackling

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discovered the phrase "persistent demand avoidance" recently which is a term parents of autistic children invented to describe their kids... truly so absurd on its face that when i first heard it i kept saying "persistent demand avoidance" out loud in varying tones of voice and cackling

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im experimenting with caper themed images

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Most insane thing ever to me is the number of girlies wearing TALL BIKER BOOTS in NYC JULY like. I know crazy things are happening fungally. Calf sweat alone would drive me absolutely nuts

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Guy at a gay bar with a 25 page manual in hand looking at the hankerchiefs in peoples pockets and then licking his finger and flipping pages trying to look up what it means also he has a scorpion for a hand that keeps poisoning peaople

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The bug that had sex with the plum and died ... need to write a really bad 10 minute play about that

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i have receipts on cloth mother that would change everything