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Tumblr when some of Twitter went on an exodus:

Tumblr when some of Reddit went on an exodus:

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i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

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HAPPY PRIDE MONTHHH

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herpetological guide

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things you DO NOT need to be a man

a dick

he/him pronouns

XY chromosomes

things you DO need to be a man

the swiftness of a coursing river

the force of a great typhoon

the strength of a raging fire

the mysteriousness of the dark side of the moon

^this post was brought to you by LGBT^

Let's

Get down to

Business

To defeat the huns

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did you know that petting me is free? you can pet me anytime and it's totally free

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When you choose "I'm bald" on a poll this is what you're saying

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jaheira and khalid doing the meme

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"UM OP DON'T YOU REALIZE THAT THIS INNOCUOUS VIDEO/IMAGE/POST IS ACTUALLY FETISH CONTENT"

might not be true at all and might be puritan panic you bought into but ok

even if it IS true, ok?? and?? based

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she touch my yippee till i yay

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THERE IS NO DELTARUNE

THERE IS NO SILKSONG

AND THERE IS NO QUEEN OF ENGLAND

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CUTE PEOPLE LOVE LOGGING ONTO THIS SITE. cute people love reading this post. cute people love drinking water

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things have changed. it is different

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nobody has pet me for an entire hour. have I done something wrong or is the world simply cruel by design