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pros: it would most likely vastly improve my life in a multitude of ways

cons: might get scared

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me making coffee: this is going to fix everything.

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Guy just walked in with a shirt that said “I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them” and frankly I’m obsessed

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Funniest fandoms are where the fans are like, "I'm obsessed with this. I don't recommend it even slightly."

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hey i know i asked for constructive criticism but what i actually wanted was for you to tell me i'm extremely talented. and also pretty. sorry if that was unclear

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people will read books they Do Not Like™ and then wonder why they hate reading

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me: these are my friends!!! them: yeah! you're my friend :) me, every time: huh whuh??? your FRieedn??? Friend with me????? likes me????

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He should have been a girl. He wouldn’t agree but the ideological parallels of his life would be improved.

“Should have been a boy” “should have been a girl” not in any gender dysphoria sense just think it would align with the central theme that way

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Know what’s the only thing more embarrassing than crying in public? Not crying in a room full of crying people.

Me: My emotions are completely overwhelming all the time. I’m encompassing the entire spectrum of human experience in this grocery aisle; my inexpressible grief and uncontrollable ecstasy never cease.

Me also: have i ever felt an emotin ever

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extremely fucked up that one of the symptoms of adhd is forgetfulness and difficulty sticking to habits and schedules and one of the best ways to alleviate those symptoms is by remembering to take a pill every morning at the same time

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I thought “screaming crying throwing up” had entered common vernacular but then I heard a podcast collab where one of the hosts was like “yeah it’s crazy one of our fans said they were so excited for this collab they were screaming crying and throwing up” and the other host was like “wow is she okay?”

I literally forget that random common-knowledge phrases online do not translate into real life at all.

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Me: My emotions are completely overwhelming all the time. I’m encompassing the entire spectrum of human experience in this grocery aisle; my inexpressible grief and uncontrollable ecstasy never cease.

Me also: have i ever felt an emotin ever

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the problem is that I want to know everything in the world but also I can't seem to do my laundry when I'm supposed to, rendering me absolutely useless

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age 16: the world isn't worth living in

age 24: been getting into greek yogurt & birdwatching lately

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If you ever see me reblog a bunch of posts about one specific thing- say, for example, a game show- just know that I’m insane and it will happen again

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“Should have been a boy” “should have been a girl” not in any gender dysphoria sense just think it would align with the central theme that way