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My dogs come sit next to me A pack of dogs and cigarettes My only friends speak no words to me But they look at me and they don’t forget That a boy’s best friend, Is his mother or whatever has become his pet
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down on the corner of what I want, and what I intend to get day drinking and dreaming of you, I let the ashtray smoke my last cigarette.
(via sweetandscathing)
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Swiss surrealist artist, H.R. Giger’s favorite travel destination
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The worst thing that can happen is you run out.
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Dear dad,
I have spent over 10 years and 94,000 dollars putting together my mosquito costume. And now am pleased to announce that I have become a mosquito. The costume is quite realistic, and I have even added bladders to the nose-thing so I can puncture them with my nose thing. I can be buzzing...
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If you’re ever… if you’re ever thinking, “Oh, but I’m a waste of space and I’m a burden,” remember: that also describes the Grand Canyon. Why don’t you have friends and family take pictures of you from a safe distance? Revel in your majestic profile?
Maria Bamford (via conradtao)
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Comedy Bang Bang: The Podcast
Episode 289: "The Exorcism of Cake Boss"
Artist: "Daddy Descartes"
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The moment when Ben Schwartz discovers that the author of his favorite book is an anti-semite, while in character as that author live on stage.
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