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I was just informed that the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service is currently planning to rescind their definition "harm" that is currently part of the endangered species act. You can find out more about this and the impact that it will have here: https://savetheesa.org/federal-register

This rule change will make destroying endangered species habitat no longer illegal under ESA regulations. As you can imagine, that will be catastrophic for countless species and their habitats, including many of our local herp species. The government is accepting public comments on this move until May 19th. If you love our wildlife and our wild places, I highly recommend submitting a comment urging US Fish and Wildlife to oppose the rescinding of this measure. You can learn how to do that here: https://www.federalregister.gov/documents/2025/04/17/2025-06746/rescinding-the-definition-of-harm-under-the-endangered-species-act

If you want to be taken directly to the comment portal, click here: https://www.regulations.gov/commenton/FWS-HQ-ES-2025-0034-0001

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You say that like it's a bad thing, darling

If you are a vampire NEVER feed from someone named Richard. 400 fucking years and everyone still calls me Dick Sucker

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Consider https://www.amazon.com/SUZEYAR-Miniature-Dollhouse-Building-Multi-Color/dp/B0D4Y9BX6P?source=ps-sl-shoppingads-lpcontext&ref_=fplfs&smid=A1TMZF9NLKGQLL&gQT=1&th=1

If he were a T stand and one of these was behind the light part he'd have a teenie working lantern. And he could shine it in Gale's eyes while he sleeps. My, this plan is coming together! What would you do without me?

Kar'niss keychains

got these made from my kar'niss mouse arts. i will be selling them

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🍀Hi!🍀

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I'll take five.

Tarantula Kar’niss

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i was so sad, i drew a little bat so i wouldn’t be sad. and now i am no longer sad.

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What an absolute agent of chaos.

I want to leave him in Gale's tent SO BAD!

Tiny Kar'niss is upset

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??? what was going on in pennsylvania in 1796. why was a guy called Master Pancake running around grabbing wild bats

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Alone? At this time of night?

You don't have to be.

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Favourite things to say before doing something incredibly stupid:

Hey everybody watch this

I'm God's favourite

I'm always right and I'm never gonna die

(Person nearby) gets my crap if I beef it

I'm way too sexy to fuck this up

It's okay I've done this a hundred times

This is gonna to be on purpose

Hello you're watching Jackass

Check out this cool magic trick

If I die I want you to tell people it looked really cool

Wanna see a trick I learned in prison

It's okay, I saw this on TikTok

This is only illegal in Massetchuschessetts

My dad used to do this all the time before the divorce

If you're a cop you have to tell me or it's entrapment*

I'm doing this as a prank

Could a mentally ill person do THIS

Out of two thousand possible futures this is the only way we live

I have to. (Stupid thing I'm doing) killed my mom

The government doesn't want you to know this is even an option

I'm about to become so powerful you have no idea

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Rene Lalique, “Dancing Nymphs In A Frame Of Bats” brooch. C. 1902.

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Have you reconsidered embracing ceremorphosis?

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She gets upset when we call her that.

So that's why we keep calling her that. Ahaahaahaahaahaa!

I'm going to show her this and tell her this is her.

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She gave me a death glare steeped in confusion and said it was better than the Selunite locket I gave to her the other day.

She should be grateful I give her this random fish bracelet and not random dead fish like I do Gale.

And by "give to him" I mean hide in his tent and leave him cursing asking what the bloody hells smells so rancid.

It's absolutely hilarious.

love this animal……. The shart

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-is off in the background drunkenly singing carols. Wrong. And slightly offensively.-

Merry Kar'nissmas

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today back to bg3 with our fav vampire 🦇

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I see this every time I talk to someone

these are my dialogue options when you talk to me btw