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In my opinion it's a lot more healthy to be able to own that you dislike someone for petty reasons than to do all kinds of mental gymnastics to make everyone you don't really vibe with out to be a bad person actually

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rushes as fuck but it gives a whole new vibe

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Hello Kerdly nation.

Comic is the school dance scene from this fanfic, the forty minute documentary by AO3 user generally_gray, it is one of my favourite Berdly character studies. Please give it a read and support the author :D

Bonus scene

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"Your old man was proud of you.

"The reason he didnt come to church alot is beacause he wanted you to follow your dream.

Hes sorry he never said that right.

So write your own story's.

Its okay even if there not perfect.

Sinserely a friend"

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now. i've only heard this secondhand, and cannot for the life of me find the post i got it from so take my words with a grain of salt. i've heard that under certain circumstances (which might include being on a snowgrave route but i don't remember), during the roaring knight boss fight, you can get flavor text that mentions kris thinking about berdly. kris thinking about berdly. again my source is flimsy so i have no clue if it's totally unprompted or if there's something within the context of the fight that it would connect to.

but regardless of that, let's pretend for a minute that we know this text exists. just think about it. remember berdly's backstory, about him being forgettable as a child to the point where people even forgot his name? in the snowgrave route, there's nothing to suggest that anyone, even his own parents, visits him in the hospital.

and now we have kris thinking about him when he's not even around. and sure, that's a little less surprising if it's exclusive to snowgrave, but still. what makes it better is this isn't a direct result of a dialouge option the player chose or a niche object/location they can check. it doesn't rely on the player remembering berdly. it's kris who's thinking of him.

if ANYONE has evidence of this flavor text actually being real then i beg of you to show me. because the concept of this alone is everything to me.

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messing w brushes

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this is the funnies thing ive ever made

referenced by In A Heartbeat

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This might be my favorite Berdly talksprite ever when you see him all contemplative like this you just know he's about to say some dumbass shit

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hospital

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having anti punitive justice morals sucks because you want to say "man that guy sucks he should get hit with hammers until he dies" but you also want to make it clear you don't think anyone should be put in charge of the 'hit people with hammers until they die" machine.

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flashback to that one time a guy tried to impress me by playing bad time trio on his laptop cuz he found out i was into undertale

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0772 TypeNull

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I like when she does this big eyed kinda thing like a cat

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whatever. go my susie

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the reason going viral on tumblr sucks is because instead of money you get death threats over statements you've never made in your entire life

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lost in waves

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a doordasher bringing mcdonalds to a group of four 25 year olds who have the exact same arrangement as the grandparents in willy wonka and the chocolate factory