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'People are panicking about AI tools the same way they did when the calculator was invented, stop worrying' cannot stress enough the calculator did not forcibly pervade every aspect of our lives, has such a low error rate it's a statistical anomaly when it does happen, isn't built on mass plagiarism, and does not obliterate the fucking environment when you use it. Be so fucking serious right now

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hey you! have you read this book?

if you voted in this poll please consider donating to Falestine, she is in an increasingly desperate situation as donations have started drying up at a time when food is ever harder to come by. At the very least please reblog so someone who might donate sees it!!

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i want a head piercing!!!!!!!

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Sometimes it feels like you've lived your whole life in a house that's always a little bit on fire. Like it's usually just in one room and you make sure to wet the walls around it so it doesn't spread and that usually works. You were expected to take more responsibility over fire containment when you were like seven because it's not like you can expect your parents to always be 100% on guard about making sure the whole house doesn't catch fire, and you figure that's just how things are like.

And sometimes as a kid you visit your friends' homes and some of then whisper to you - grimacing with embarrassment - about how they're not supposed to tell anyone this, but there's a whole room in their house that's currently on fire. And you're like yeah it's ok I'm not supposed to tell people about the way our house is a little bit on fire all the time, too. And then you visit some other friend's house and there's no trace of fire anywhere, and you think "wow, these people are really good at hiding their house fire."

And one day you show up to work like "hey sorry I'm late, I forgot to wet the walls before going to bed last night and my whole house burned down", and you're startled by the way people react, acting like that must be the worst thing that has ever happened to you. And you're just like "chill, it's been years since the last time this happened, and it wasn't even that bad this time", and that just makes people more shocked, acting like that's the weirdest and most concerning thing they've ever heard anyone say, which only confuses you more.

And then someone tries to explain to you that people aren't supposed to have an ongoing house fire. Most people actually never experience a house fire in their lives. Like not even once. Not even a little bit. The normal amount of having your house be currently on fire is zero.

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Choose a different profession or group to receive a standard discount instead of the military — you only get one

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my coworker does magic tricks and he gets great joy out of demonstrating them for me because i respond with the enthusiasm of a 5 year old or perhaps some sort of zoo animal with above average intelligence

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Things Ellis and Shen would talk about in the deep hours of night shift part 3 + text posts

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remake the original saw exactly as it was in 2004 except tim robinson is also there

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created / id under cut

I am

created

to fit your idealisation of what is best to become of me

constricting wires strung around my throat and my limbs and my heart

you rip into my clean flesh with mechanical precision

when searing into my skin an image of everything I will never be is your only pleasure

is when I am

created

when my terrored screams of sorrow turn to subtle howling for mercy as I bleed out

magenta and cyan and yellow

is when I realise

I am another failed version of your need for perfection

and you look upon me eyes wide disgust and fear and disappointment

at your stained hands

at my disgraced hide

at what you have

created

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hi

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the joker is so fucked up for this one. OCD based death trap is crazy

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me to my daughter when I take away her yugioh cards for misbehaving: Say goodbye to exodia

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one of my favorite moments of my mom is when i made her play undertale in 2021 on the switch and when she fought mettaton for the essay question “what do you like most about mettaton” she (agonizingly slow with the on screen keyboard) typed out “his sparkling wit”

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“The bird in Charlie’s Angels is, I believe, the wrongest bird in the history of cinema — and one of the weirdest and most inexplicable flubs in any movie I can remember. It is elaborately, even ornately wrong.” (I was slack-jawed by the end of this.)