sapphic-arsonist

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we need a name for the opposite of a blorbo. an anti-blorbo if you will. a character you’ve been forced to encounter in dashboard wilderness so often it's now anathema to your fandom instincts. not a blorbo but a "hell no not this fucker again"

[sapphic-arsonist]

I like to imagine these two dated.

[sapphic-arsonist]

pussy CORROSIVE pussy Explosive its just what the doctor prescribed a dose of ,. pussy noxious but pussy enticing keeps you motivated while ur out slice n dicing …pussy pernicious and pussy evil pussy logged onto club penguin and bin weevils pussy ABRASIVE and pussy COMBUSTIBLE pussy thats honest loyal and TRUSTABLE

[sapphic-arsonist]

me leaving the theatre with two roasted turkeys in my shoulders

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portraits of utility poles

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i think tumblr should put hearts and stars around my mutuals when they appear in my notifs

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Put me in your shopping cart and take me with you while you buy your groceries.. you dont have to buy me anything i'll just watch. But i wouldnt refuse a snack or a treat...

[sapphic-arsonist]

i literally like music

[sapphic-arsonist]

God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth to climb trees and play with plastic animals are buying foundation at the drug store

[sapphic-arsonist]

i feel like it says something about us as a species that somebody worked real hard to invent 3D printing when i think anyone who has ever used a printer would agree with me that we have not really gotten our arms around 2D printing yet. we’re getting ahead of ourselves.

[sapphic-arsonist]

It’s crazy and fucked up that being yourself is actually the solution.

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Genies can only grant wishes that are things that an ordinary person could do, just better and faster. The jinn are the creations of a divine being, and so they are part of the divine plan and cannot defy the natural order of things; a wish granted by a jinni can’t turn the day into night or the sea into yogurt, but if you wish for a temple to be built, a jinni will build it by hand, the way men do, and have it done in a day.

If you need a wish granted that defies the natural order you gotta catch a leprechaun, because no god was involved in their creation whatsoever. They just kinda showed up one day in the nineteenth century. The Aos Sí have no idea what their deal is

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To this day,

"if she's your girl then why is her leitmotif part of my theme" "to highlight the tragedy of how she'll never love you back"

is one of the most brutal pieces of play banter that I've read on this website. One of those shitposts that keep coming back to you. Damn.

[sapphic-arsonist]

During a fight with the girlfriend

[eng by me]

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shoutout to everybody who posted today. very good posts. bountiful harvest. we're going to make it

[sapphic-arsonist]

watercolor painting，window🪟

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I’m such an aloof cool kinda guy. I don’t give a shit about anything even a little bit.