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Where are my shipping forecast girlies

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I REALLY get why lesbians uhaul

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Reads in the bath mother vs everything shower daughter

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How do people with short hair keep flash cards together if not with hair bobbles?

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Squeezed a spot and it won’t stop bleeding I fear i may perish

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I would kill a maj for a bowl of pastina rn

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Would go to great lengths fit French onion soup rn

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Thoughts on how many points I lose if I spent the day literally just waiting for him to text me back?

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Having a crush is rancid it’s vile what evolutionary purpose could this possibly fulfil

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Just saw two yellow cars in a row and had no one to punch 💔💔

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Wish my eyes were just a teeeeeeny tiny little bit further apart so doing the inside corners with eyeliner would look right on me

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women be watching movies and making meaningful observations

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I hate these stupid awful attached lids so much. I hate them I hate them. I think it’s the most awful piece of greenwashing ever it’s doing nish for the environment and it’s inconveniencing me MASSIVELY.

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Truly a blessing living far enough away from school to go to the shops in my pyjamas

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Let it be known that if bad things happen to me at uni it’s because I can’t cleanse my damn space

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Ok but did you even live if you’ve never been in a year 7 Spanish class where the teachers refusing to put despacito on for you?

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Why do spiders have so many eyes? What are they seeing with all of them? I don’t think I can come up with a single other animal that has more than 2 eyes.