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Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

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No prizes for who won that bet…

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And here it is; my entry for @ishimondozine 's 'Our Manly Bond' once again you can find it at ishimondozine.itch.io so go and enjoy 100 pages of excellent ishimondo content!

I have the biggest soft spot for oblivious Taka especially when his heart is in the right place but his head's about 2 steps behind. Add in a blustering Mondo and you have my favourite recipe!

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It's TODAY! Our Manly Bond: an Ishimondo zine is AVAILABLE FOR FREE!!

Download our zine HERE to see the hard work of over 30 contributors! Thank you all for your support throughout this journey! Enjoy your Ishimondo goodies!

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I’ve never had a reheading go this horribly before. I’d say I’m pretty good at beheading- I may have broken a neck once or twice, but never any parts I actually liked or intended on keeping, and usually a reheading is the easiest thing, right? Just a little squish and a pop and done, a complete person. But this time it just- it just won’t go back on the body?? Which is incredibly frustrating but also, like, why??

And the funniest thing is, I’m not even swapping a head!! This is a curvy dancer head going onto a curvy dancer body!! They match!! This should have been so simple!! But no, this head’s just flopping around like a limp flaccid idiot and my hands are all red and sore now but the head just isn’t attaching all the way!!

Today I did six beheadings and two other reheadings, and I wanted to get this one attached so I could take a picture, but somehow it just isn’t working!! The head is just getting squished around but isn’t stretching over the neck right!! And I’m way too lazy to go and boil the head just to make the slip easier!! And I don’t wanna keep forcing it cuz I might break something but this is!! So frustrating!!

Like, what could I possibly be doing wrong!! Fuck!!

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Hey you guys should follow me on art fight teehee :]]

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Ozzy’s redacted OCs/duos pt 2, Avior and Starlight!! (Dorian Burrows, He/they)

Yes I made Avior blue shh it’s like the first color that pops into my mind when I hear that name sue me

Bonus under cut

Longer haired Dorian!! Teehee :] (6’0 37 yr old btw Zamn)

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internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

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every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

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Suddenly I'm holding the world in my arms

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THROWS MY BLASIAN LASKO HEADCANON AT YOU !!! (Ft my totally not just a self-insert Dear yep mhm totally not)

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YEAHHHH LOOK AT HIM !!! LOOK AT THE GUY !!!!!!!

heard we were drawing Lasky

W twink death🎀

@moronkyne @zimix-whispers @wuegh @indigo-greer-collins @grilledcheezy92 @fedorabender @lexdoesntdraw @definitelynuwonhere @porters-fangs

@milogreer @ambrose-mp4 @thesolaireslawyer @paythesmith @int3rtwiningh3artstrings

@puffin-smoke @porcelaininkpot @urfrenfishy @galaxyg1204 @thatpadfooted-boy

@secretagentsloveblogs @shadyguyno5 @no-see-um-incorrect @uncorporeal-mk @poedays

@froggytimemachineinternet @localpigeon22 @plaqying @s0lairee

if u wanna be added to the taglist just lmk :3

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A fantasy story starting with the protagonist minding her own business gathering firewood, when a demon appears out of nowhere announcing that she belongs to him now. The protagonist demands to know on what grounds, she's never signed no damn contract. The demon is kind of baffled by this, and awkwardly explains that just now her father had promised his firstborn for something, and she is his firstborn.

The protagonist digs her heels in and says no, she never knew her biological father and by the way the demon explained the situation, evidently her father also doesn't know that he already has a daughter, so therefore the man who had made no contribution to her life after he bred and fled has no claim to her as something he could barter.

Not giving a shit about the fact she's gambling her life in doing so, the protagonist makes contact with the local woodland fae, asking them to negotiate on her side. The fae think that this is fucking hilarious and go with her. So, having lawyered up and with a reluctant demon in tow, the protagonist heads off on a quest to find her father and do whatever it takes to wrangle everyone involved into unmaking the contract.

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From a state hearing in Texas

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when everyone in the Game Changer tag is flipping out about Alex Horne but you’ve never seen Taskmaster

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Unreliable narrators are one hell of an idea. You can just write whatever, and if a reader points out "hey the way this scene happened should not be physically possible if it's done the way this character described it", you can just be like "yeah I don't trust that fucker either."

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Hack for if you're struggling with ADHD paralysis and you can't get started on a task:

Step 1: Add some silly rule to the task to make it more interesting and whimsical.

Step 2: Pretend Sam Reich just told you to do it.

Here are a few examples that have worked for me recently.

(Bonus points if you can hear @samreich in your head. "Alright, players, for your next challenge" 🎶ding🎶)

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THE GANGS ALL HERE... REVISED⁉️

happy one year to these listener oc ref sheets :) im never going to use them ever again they make me cringe just by looking at them...

@moronkyne @zimix-whispers @wuegh @indigo-greer-collins @grilledcheezy92 @fedorabender @lexdoesntdraw @definitelynuwonhere @porters-fangs

@milogreer @ambrose-mp4 @thesolaireslawyer @paythesmith @int3rtwiningh3artstrings

@puffin-smoke @porcelaininkpot @urfrenfishy @galaxyg1204 @thatpadfooted-boy

@secretagentsloveblogs @shadyguyno5 @no-see-um-incorrect @uncorporeal-mk @poedays

@froggytimemachineinternet @localpigeon22 @plaqying @s0lairee

if u wanna be added to the taglist just lmk :3