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hey- a big warm shout out to anyone with an eating disorder this thanksgiving, i know its one of the toughest times of the year cause it’s literally a holiday about food. you are strong and i believe in you and you deserve to eat whatever you want without guilt. i love you.

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Chase: What time is it?

Anti: I dunno, pass me that saxophone and I’ll find out.

Anti: [blows into saxaphone loudly]

Schneeplestein: WHO ZE FUCK IS PLAYING ZE SAXAPHONE AT 2AM?!

Anti: It’s 2am.

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Anti: I am the destroyer of all things. The ender of worlds. I have walked into the abyss and made it into my own.

Dark: You’re also a dramatic twink.

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Today’s Davenport is an engineer dang it.

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Reasons why Millennials prefer e-mail to phone in a work environment:

1) We don’t want to talk to you.

2) We don’t want to pause our music to talk to you.

3) We don’t even talk to each other on the phone — why would we want to talk to you?

But the biggest reason is A TRAIL. If I e-mail you back, you can see what was said in the future. You can’t tell me I forgot to tell you something because it’s right there. You can’t tell me I “never reached out” because we can both SEE it. I don’t have to trust your recollection.

And, in a group inbox, you can see who has been responded to. I got forwarded a voicemail from my supervisor (through e-mail! imagine that!) asking me to call some lady back for clarification. So I did, against my will of course…and she said somebody had called her yesterday.

Who? When? What did y’all talk about? Is follow-up necessary?

Phone calls back and forth only work in a workflow where the standard procedure is to *log* phone calls in a shared system with a brief summary of what was discussed. Otherwise, y’all need to let us e-mail. It’s not just about a generation gap. It’s also about efficiency.

Thanks for coming to my TED Talk. Any feedback can be proffered via e-mail.

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Also: let’s keep it real – we multi-task better than you do. If I’m on the phone with you, I’m FORCED to do that ONE thing and put whatever you want above all the other things I could’ve been doing. If you e-mail me, I can research what you want (while doing other things), find the solution (while doing other things), and offer it to you in a nice concise package (while doing other things) without sitting on the phone with you in awkward silence looking for the answer to whatever you think is urgent. (It’s not urgent. You’re not dying. I know it’s not urgent.)

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Here’s to all the nonbinary trans people this trans day of remembrance.

To all of our lost nonbinary siblings and our struggling nonbinary siblings who fear they too may be lost soon, who I urge to keep fighting.

They deserve to be remembered an honored today alongside our binary trans brothers and sisters.

This day is for them too.

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friendly reminder that

I’M THE MARIO

eat your arms

and then again

GO ON GOGON GOGA DO THE MARIO

I am god

and then you know

COME ON IT’S TIME TO GO

EAT THE DARIO

doodle-oo doot doo d-d

*vomits*

J-JUST LIKE THAT 

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remember trans women remember trans men remember nonbinary people remember trans people of colour remember disabled trans people remember mentally ill trans people remember every trans person who has lost their life due to transphobia

today is transgender day of remembrance and we remember

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*disassociates while playing rhythm game and somehow gets a perfect score*

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dare i say that stuffed animals are one of the single greatest inventions of all time and im thankful every day for the fact that someone thought to make animals but in huggable plush form…..saved me from a lot of bad nights and nightmares as a kid, i love you stuffed animals

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*someone posts selfie* wow they’re kinda attracti—

*remembers teenagers are on this site*

*checks op’s bio, they’re a minor*

what a sweet kid…a cute bean… you deserve only good things…be happy and safe little muffin… I wonder if I could pull off that eyeliner…

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