saprosappho

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was listening to evanescence in the car and my little brother was like i don’t want to be rude but for some reason this song feels like the picture of the werewolf tearing his shirt open?? YES bitch that’s them!!!!

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usually when i waste my money i get like. a new bra or some cheetos out of it. but submitting my short story is just legitimately throwing my money into the void like this is a brand new depth of squandering i haven’t explored yet. it’s kind of exciting

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[saprosappho]

if anyone finds me off-putting i’m just joking. if you like me then i’m serious

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customer at work told me that i am just a mean rude person which is why she was being mean to me. this was prompted by her saying extremely rudely that i needed to actually check for tags in her clothes and me saying that i was going to check for tags anyway

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the thing is it’s somehow given me twice the amount of forehead than i had when i was entirely bangless. it defies logic every time i look at them i get scared

really microed my bangs this time to the point where i had to text my mommy a warning before she came home not to make fun of them bc i’m sensitive and they feel way too short…. i might get used to them but my hand did legitimately slip while cutting bangs and jesus christ

[saprosappho]

really microed my bangs this time to the point where i had to text my mommy a warning before she came home not to make fun of them bc i’m sensitive and they feel way too short…. i might get used to them but my hand did legitimately slip while cutting bangs and jesus christ

[saprosappho]

was playing 20 questions on the 8 hour drive to visit my grandparents & after like 10 minutes of utterly fruitless questioning my brother suddenly asks me with such exasperation & contempt "is it some sort of petrified remains"

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and can we please take this time to honor my shitty bluetooth keyboard that used its final day to furiously research historical footwear with me before dying exactly when i decided i should probably do my homework now. that’s really funny

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everyone in my real life disapproves (except for, perplexingly, my younger brother who likes them because they remind him of valkyrie cain??) but baby the moneys been transferred into checking there’s no going back now

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it's unfortunate but sometimes when you think of Character Name it's all you can do to gargle out Oughh My Sweet Pea......and then of course collapse.

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agh i really don't know what to do for my final revisions based on the feedback ive gotten... some of it is completely contradictory and it's like. well okay i'm going to disregard some of it for sure but i can't disregard ALL of it right thats insane... but thats also kind of the advice my teacher gave me to just ignore everyones advice. BUT then also he gave some good advice that i'm not sure how to incorporate without being clunky. ugh this is easier when IM giving advice

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dude that bug is running around weirdstyle…. do you think it’s rabid

[saprosappho]

(gesturing around myself encouragingly at the orgy) get a load of this guy!

[saprosappho]

get me OFF of american duchess im trying to save money

[saprosappho]

i’m so serious when i say that these accelerated french classes are sucking the joie de vivre from my body like the flavor from an otter pop