they/fae, I desire to be the warlock and the patron, 27
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NOOOO THE SIX ORGASMS PERIOD HACK GOT REBLOGS DISABLED JUST AS I TRIED TO REBLOG IT whatever. I'm trying that next period.
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irresponsible adhd top tip #???
sleep with the curtains open because you can turn off six hundred alarms but you can't turn off the sun without effort
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Good news: if you’re currently laying around and not producing anything, you are a credit to your species.
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non homestuck dont understand. if you have cosplayed terezi, sollux, or dirk at ANY point in your life you have bought shades from the same man. like its literally just one man whos making HUNDREDS of pairs of specialty cosplay glasses. it is literally JUST one man who makes those glasses on the entire internet
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New contender for funniest tumblr ad I've personally received
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where’s that css video of the guy who plants the bomb but then gets killed and the bots cant find the bomb to disarm so they just all scream at each other until it explodes
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worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean
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no matter how hard i try i will always be that little girl wondering why everyone is better friends with eachother than her and begging to be loved
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trans people will literally go “i have a complicated relationship with my history with gender and sometimes see it as a gender i ‘used to be’ and i don’t really look like a cis person of either gender and i don’t think i can fit it into simple categories” and everyone will spontaneously combust
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oh so civil war guys can reenact their battles but when i, a 9/11 enthusiast
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