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RATTRAP in Beast Wars: Transformers

S1E01 // S3E13

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me kinda coming back here when I'm not busy: This is gonna be great- Me, remembering all the icons I have to make:

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I think it'd be fun to have human fcs for the bots for hologram forms but also objectively, it's much funnier for Rattrap to just appear as a giant fucking rat.

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here's some pride stuff for my muses:

Robin: Pan

Argenti: Bi

Lilia: Aroace.

Riddle: I see him as bi, but he isn't aware of his attraction to men right now.

Kalim: Kalim is demi.

Rattrap: Bisexual, male leaning due to his species having like one woman to every ten men.

Tarantulas: This man is ace but he's unlabelled in his attraction- since he doesn't really have much interest in anyone since you know, bit busy scheming.

Waspinator ( BW ): Aroace, leave this man alone he has it rough.

Soundwave: This image but for being asexual:

Rumble is straight, Frenzy is gay though and you can't date his other cassettes cause they're animals lmao. You gonna kiss fucking Laserbeak? How.

Swindle: Aroace. His only love is money.

Skywarp: Also aroace, but he's also more willing to just say it, instead of going 'my only love is-' like Swindle.

Thundercracker: Bi.

Starscream: He's literally so uninterested in dating at the moment but he's pan.

Jazz: Asexual, demiromantic, he's just vibing.

Shockwave: Unlabelled.

Tailgate: Gay.

Rewind: Also gay

Eject: He's bi but he's a bit cringe about dating

Rodimus: I think he's still figuring it out but he also just wants to be held.

Wreck-gar: this mf is ace and pan.

Wasp: Bi. Animated Wasp had something goin on with Ironhide for sure.

Lyney: I think he's canonically bi? So yes, Bi.

Kaveh: Kaveh is my lil ace-bi.

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"I'd wanna drink with Darva, visit an escape room with Marina, and throw hands with Vos."

"Pick me up at eight, then. Let's see just how much you can handle," The supposed Knight of Beauty winks, needling him with a flirtatious tone- which she doesn't entirely mean in anything but a friendly way, only to see if he'd respond, she quite likes to push these things just enough for her to see if the response allows further nudging in this direction or not. "You a strong drinker?"

Marina is most pleased by this option, she'd have likely been disappointed if he had chosen anything else for her- as a Riddler, she has experince in mystery, mostly ones she imposes herself, muddling languages and all, but she is a fan of them. "Sounds fun," She grins. "I usually like to be the one imposing that kinda thing but you gotta keep sharp in this business."

Would he be mad if I said I'd knew he'd pick that? She thinks, but Vos as per usual, simply assumes she knows what everyone would pick and her way of fighting is most fitting to brawls one on one anyway. "Hmm," She takes a draw of her cigarette. "Where'd you want to do it?"

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Star rail ocs to add:

Darva, a masked fool pretending to be a Knight of Beauty because they’re classed as missing and Darva used to sow discord in them with other masked fools so she’s trying to force them out by making a mockery of them. ( it’s not her real name either but good luck trying to find her real name and not just a term for bee- she used because of the flowers often seen with the knights, claiming to irritate those who know of her identity she’s like the bee keeping them alive )

She does lighting damage on the destruction path, she has follow up attacks where she uses her battle axe in a clubbing motion instead of hacking motion after another character hits first to give extra damage and her ult is a bunch of roses appearing around all the enemies and attack summons lighting bees to do the damage instead.

Icon credit here for Darva!

Marina, one of the Riddlers- a faction canon hasn’t said much about as of yet but she was once a 'master of disguise' who is now decided on destroying the certainty of language. She is often seen with jellyfish charms that she will leave behind. She's esentially an ex special ops operative/spy from a world long destroyed, who's now known for her riddles and talking circles around others. She even made Darva's armor for her Knight Of Beauty disguise.

Her weapon is a collection of fountain pens which she throws at the enemy- she's a quantum damage dealer who follows Nihility- her skill has her imposing a status condition on enemies which makes them take extra damage and puts them back a turn and her ult has her writing down a bunch of different phrases and riddles, attaching them to the team as damage boosters.

Vos, a woman who's an Omen Vanguard, not much is known about her even if she can always seem to expect what will happen with others- someone who knows everyone else but nobody ever knows her. She tends to pay attention to others, taking in every detail she can silently- the only good thing about this frankly creepy display of over analysing someone to figure out every single thing about them being she never vocalises her findings.

Her weapon is brass knuckles, she's a physical damage dealer but she follows the Harmony and is more of a healer, her only attack being a punch while her skill and ult heal the party.

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prowl is on enforced medical leave so jazz is in charge of meetings now. its going well.

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Send 🎼 to witness my muse singing to themselves

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Eᴠᴇɴ Mᴏʀᴇ Iɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ Qᴜᴏᴛᴇs Gᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛᴏʀ!

Send in ✏️ and I’ll use this (improved) incorrect quote generator featuring both our muses! (please remember to specify how many muses/which muses for multimuses!)

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★ 【ttosom】 「 robin 」 ☆ ✔ republished w/permission ⊳ ⊳ follow me! insta • x • bsky

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The Elite Seeker trine are written as siblings for me, with Thundercracker being the tired oldest, Starscream being the middle with big aspirations and Skywarp being the youngest who just wants to have fun. Have some headcanons about them for possible interactions if your muse befriends one, or all of them:

Thundercracker:

He dislikes humans and organics the least out of all of them, so he’s the easiest to befriend- he already has a dog he adores, and if anything a organic friend is just as reasonable to him since you can give advice on how to care for dogs and he’ll be able to make Buster even happier. He also does know you’re likely far weaker than him as a giant alien robot, so he probably wouldn’t even try to fight you upon first meeting cause he’d feel like it’d be too easy and be bullying you.

His spark mutation gave him the ability to create sonic booms, to him, he finds this something a human or organic shouldn’t be around so you don’t get to see this unless he has to protect you from something and even then, he’s gonna use that last.

Show him media!! He wants to see what you guys have for entertainment! He wants to try his hand at writing movies too once he sees them just out of passing curiosity.

Most likely to let you sit in his cockpit in his alt mode for a flight. He just doesn’t want you touching anything, especially if you can’t fly jets. He’s driving. Do not touch.

The other two when made aware he befriended an organic aren’t surprised at all, their eldest brother has always been the one with doubt about the Decepticon cause but hey, they figure if you’re gonna be friends with Thundercracker- they need to know you’re worth his time, they’re judgemental younger siblings but they’re gonna let you be once you pass their scrutiny phase.

Starscream:

Prideful bitch who’s least likely to befriend a human out of his pride and his prior comments of organics being pathetic and disgusting, so even if you befriend him, he’ll often act like he isn’t friends with you out of embarrassment of having to go back on what he said before. That or he’ll act like he never said that, what are you talking about?

He tends to insist you’re the best organic there is once he’s over his pride and nobody else is better than you, so you’re the only one worth his time. He will keep you safe and instead of holding you in his palm like most would, he puts you on his shoulder, like a parrot, just to show off that you’re his organic friend!

There’s no way he’s letting you in his cockpit, I am so sorry, he’s got very high standards and he wants that thing spotless so he’s not letting anything go inside of that if he can help it. He will however, be willing to get the other two to fly you somewhere if need be.

Petty, he will talk shit with you, the moment you mention someone was cruel to you, you come back with more insults for them than you could reasonably think of on your own and methods of taking them down.

You can help him polish himself if you want, but he will probably be a bit critical of the job you do since he’s again, got way too high standards.

Despite this, he is a good friend and will defend you and go very far for you once you’re friends with him- he even thawed Skyfire out of the ice just because he was friends with him before the war- even when there was no certainty he was alive when he did it.

Skywarp and Thundercracker are baffled he’s made friends with an organic, their Screamer? Their air commander? Their second in command? How to hell did that happen? Which prompts him to show you off to them and instruct them to take care of you too, so you get two body guards since well- they’re ordered to be.

Skywarp:

While he dislikes organics, he isn't exactly firm on it- most of it is from his loyalty to Megatron and the Decepticons, his need to back up their ideals is what pushes this dislike, which is closer to indifference, and he won't think more about it, but Skywarp can be swayed if he meets one he likes- he's solely reliant on if he personally likes someone.

Now, if you have a giant robot alien friend who happens to push his other friends down the stairs as a fun prank, you will have to stress just a little that you're more fragile than that or he'll do it to you too. However, his pranks will be more tailored to what a human can withstand once he comes to recognise it- aka, he's grabbing you and teleporting you into various weird locations for funsies.

If you befriend him first, the other two will be curious about you, because for one, their little brother may be a popular decepticon but he never really socialises outside their ranks and also because he's stupid, so they want to make sure nothing bad's happening to him- but this will likely lead to your muse befriending them too since he'd put a good word in.

Skywarp will let you put make up on him, he’s the only one who would, solely because he does like his darker aesthetics and he canonically had eyeliner in one comic. The main issue is finding eyeliner that’s big enough for his optics.

Will let you fly in him too but thinks you’re probably better off having him teleport you, it’s faster, plus you probably find his need to go fast while flying sickness inducing.

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Jazz perma starter call.

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Skywarp: Screamer, why's all this energon on the floor? Starscream, after falling down the stairs and crumpling because his wings got caught in the hall: I fell, can you help me? Skywarp, pulling out a video camera: HAHAHAHA-

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Just put an icecube in her brother's shirt. Owe him a few things and decided to get back at him. - Alex > Kaveh xD

He screeched, in a manner that is not high pitched but the low pitched scream of a man who's going to throw hands, but he doesn't hit her- instead, out of reflex, he punched Al Haitham, who he had been talking to right in the face.

"..." Oh no. Slowly, he turns to look at his sister, eyes wide and...

"Al. We have to run."

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Trying to screen cap Beast Wars both makes me remember how much I love it but also makes me really suffer trying to get good ones because CGI shows are harder to screen cap for me than animated ones or flat comics. The love is winning though cause GOD, I missed it.

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@pcrplevenom from here

Ah, yeah, he's in altmode- he's a massive rat right now. He forgot because she didn't screech upon seeing him or try to hit him with a broom.

"Well, uh, it's more complicated than that. I ain't exactly just a talking rat." Also, why does she know more than one talking rat? What the hell is going on in New York city? Rattrap both wants to know and doesn't want to know. Either way, he transforms into his robot mode because who would believe a talking rat at face value?

"My name is Rattrap, I'm technically an alien. I got the feelin' you're also not from around here, ey?"

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@clowntown-muses from here

Wait, what? Is it actually an event? He wants to go to a silly goose convention! Why wasn't he invited either!? He's sure he and Whirl match the coveted title of Silly Goose and perhaps, they're even the silliest of them all- the most esteemed of silly geese! Whatever a silly goose even is, he's not even entirely sure, all Tailgate knew was it was complimentary and now, he wants in. He really wants in.

"I was told it was just a way to compliment people, but, if it is a real place, we have to go!" They have to. They should even bring Cyclonus- even if he probably would object to being a silly goose...but surely they could convince him of his gooseiness, perhaps not his silliness, though.

"Come on, Whirl, we have to go find out where it is! We gotta go!"