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Strong Winds Causing This Waterfall To

Spray Upwards ..

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maybe you should kiss a cat on its tiny little head then you'll feel better

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Me: Did you know that medieval cathedrals weren't actually supposed to be dark and rundown places with only stained glass as color? They were bright places full of light... the reason they look like that now is because of the centuries of accumulated grime and dust, here look at this restoration of the Cathedral of Chartres in France:

It's based on actual paint from the times, and when you think about it, it makes a lot more sense, after all a church is supposed to be a bright place of hope. Yet when we think about the middle ages we think about grimy and dark cathedrals. I wonder how much of our conception of history is shaped by our current visions of historical buildings.

My Goth GF: listen, I don't think this thing between us is working,

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Went in a little too hard at the Cracker Barrel fellas. Fucked around and got a tummy ache off the pancakes and biscuits. I really found out this time.

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TWILIGHT (2008) THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY | “Öga for Öga” (2020)

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our cat’s morning routine

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“vegan leather” “artificial whale bone” “synthetic fabric”

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i’m not one of those old souls this is definitely my first life i am rawdogging it. and badly

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ah yes my favourite trope

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my main character flaw is that 2009 valve humor makes me laugh

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Me: -so after it became apparent that ‘retarded’ had become a term of abuse, educators and psychiatrists switched to other terms like ‘handicapped’ or ‘special needs’ in an attempt to -

George Orwell, whom I’ve dragged forward in time with my arcane powers because I’m lonely and want someone to talk to: You have a telephone in your pocket?  It listens to you all the time?

Me: Never mind about that, the point is, young people now mock each other by sending the wheelchair emoji - that’s a type of electronic heiroglyph - to suggest mental deficiency and shout SPESHUL!!!! while doing offensive imitations of disabled facial expressions and posture.  So any attempt to lexographically make crimethink impossible is pretty much doomed because the meaning of words in everyday conversation can’t be controlled by a dictionary entry, no matter how many Ministry of Truth employees-

Orwell: It reports your location to the telephone company at all times?

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