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forgot to poke air holes in the crotch of my pants and my penius died:(

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just putting it out there. "blood bag" is the least creative nickname for a vampire to call someone. get real. be more creative you've got the time

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who up missing they friends #myfriends

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i feel these needed to be compiled. feel free to add more genre related posts in the notes if you want

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There are some characters where giving them therapy and cleaning them up is the fanfiction equivalent of buying antique furniture and painting it white

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holy shit.

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If anyone wants to know what a leopard seal sounds like 🦷🩸

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You gotta think about what your OC sleeps in. YOU GOTTA IT TELLS SO MUCH ABOUT THEM

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DON’T SKIP, PLEASE I BEG YOU.

This is Gaza — and this is my baby, Qais.

Children here are not just hungry — they are vanishing. Their bones show through their skin, their cries grow weaker by the hour. My son, baby Qais, is one of them. He is wrapped in silence, starving in my arms as I watch him slowly waste away. We have no food, no milk, no medicine — only fear, only empty hands. The famine in Gaza is real, and it is merciless. I am begging you, please — help us. Don’t look away. A small donation can save a child’s life. It can save Qais.

Why is this famine happening?

1. Blockaded Aid – Humanitarian food and medical aid is blocked or severely limited from entering Gaza.

2. Destroyed Infrastructure – Farms, bakeries, and food supply routes have been bombed or shut down.

3. No Clean Water or Electricity – Without clean water and power, families cannot prepare formula or store food safely.

Please, from one human heart to another — I am begging you.

I am a mother who has nothing left. Not because I failed, but because everything around me has been stripped away. I am powerless, trying to keep my child alive in a place that has been abandoned. I can’t afford food. I can’t afford milk. I cry every night watching Qais suffer, knowing I cannot fix this alone. Please, I am pleading with you — help us. Your donation could be the difference between life and death for my child. Don’t let another mother bury her baby in silence.

PLEASE DONATE HERE

If Qais was your only child, would you leave him to face his fate alone?

DONATE HERE PLEASE

Please stop ✋🚨 you're the only hope to save a child😔😭

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dad who's about to sneeze: I think I'll scream when I do it

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who up being undesirable

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some observations on color coding eyewear in ficton and their meanings

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momo has Feline Lower Urinary Tract Disease, also known as "everyone be nice to me or my peepee will hurt" disorder

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