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what an episode

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you don't make the best american girl doll shoes that nice without paying a price

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Susie just wanted her dog back in FNAF,,

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Rumi’s ability to teleport is clearly demonic in origin but seems to be related to the Honmoon somehow, based on the way it seems to ripple when she does it, when it’s never shown doing that when Jinu ports. (Mainly because it’s not visible when any of the Saja Boys teleport, but still. I’m making wild fancanons here.)

Rumi, Mira, and Zoey all draw their weapons directly from the Honmoon, and it seems to allow them to do things like fly under specific circumstances. As well as survive falling from a cruising jet.

Rumi has both Demonic and Mudang powers, but what if the new Honmoon allows her to combine them in some way? Like she can draw power from the Honmoon to do demon magic that usually requires souls to fuel, all she gotta do is start singing and suddenly she’s breathing fire all over the place, or during the performance for the rewritten version of Takedown she uses Romance Saja’s “summon literal objects” power to drop a comically large anvil on some demon’s head

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40 bosses and 200 enemies? Christ alive. No wonder Silksong took so long??

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"if i can't call you dude, can i call you buddy? can i call you mate? can i call you pal? can i

how about "girl". how about "hey, girl". If you know someone is a girl you don't have to use "gender neutral" language for her. In fact, if you choose to exclusively use "gender neutral" language for a trans woman, you are still misgendering her.

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"i unfollow if our media interests no longer align" I still follow moots haven't spoken to in years and have learned the entire story of deltarune, mouthwashing, that one ninjago lego show, continuations of media I havent been into since 2018 and many others. I don't need a summary of something I just need Mutual to be insane about it on my dash

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if you're ever trying to get someone into game changer, this image will pretty much catch them up to speed

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Once upon a time…

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fanfiction is kind of incredible if you think about it. it's like i love this fictional character/relationship so much that i wrote a story that is also a love letter that is also a thesis about it.

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Do you think Clark Kent's first few major articles were about the continued presence of lead pipes in parts of Metropolis' water system

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here is my polytrix concept btw:

Mira & Zoey have been dating for ages and when they decided they wanted to date Rumi as well they sat her down to have the 'we've decided to open our relationship up to a Third Person' conversation

but Rumi was just like 'wow that's amazing!! I support you in this 100%! happy for you! I hope you find a great boy or girl to date really soon!' and then she gets up and walks out of the room.

they can't tell if she wasn't picking up what they were putting down or if she's just not into them so they drop it.

later after the events of the movie she's like 'wait... were yuo guys asking ME??? out?? 😭'

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I feel like Bruce Wayne projects the kind of amiable playboy 'fun' vibe that he'd be the type of celebrity that certain interviewers feel comfortable surprising with puppies.

You know the kind of shows I mean.

The late-night talk show situations where they're making benign small talk with their smiling guest, and there's a segment where animals get brought out, usually to talk about some sort of ecological relief effort.

So you're watching your trash TV talk show late at night, and you get to watch billionaire pretty boy Bruce Wayne be begrudgingly talked into holding a (relatively) harmless creature which inevitably gets a lot of delighted shrieks from the audience as it starts being a lot more active than the handler promised. And to his credit, Bruce doesn't flinch, he doesn't freak out. But his eyes are a little wide, and his voice a little tight as the smile on his face takes on a slight rictus quality before he's inevitably rescued by an apologetic handler who is also laughing because they all know there was no real danger, it was just funny to put Bruce, who is an undeniable good sport and already laughing along, out of his comfort zone for the sake of charity.

Meanwhile, up in the Justice League headquarters, several founding members of the League are wondering how fast they can get a fake Oscar award shipped to the space station because fuck off. Absolutely fuck off, Bruce. Where the fuck did he study? Juilliard? (Probably.)

(Clark ends up going to a novelty store during the commercial break. It's faster than trying to get anything shipped, even with the infrastructure Bats built for them. He finds it several days later taped to his console in a conspicuously empty briefing room. It's gaudy and awful, the words "Best Actor" engraved on the plaque. No one's around to see him smile. No one comments when it vanishes. Everyone thinks it's been yeeted out an airlock. Dick absolutely comments when it shows up in the manor, stashed in one of the trophy cases that sprung up for all the bat kids' school awards. Bruce has no idea how it got there. Must have been Alfred. (It was not.))

Anyway, consider, for your amusement, Bruce Wayne getting highjacked on The Gotham Toight Show with a handful of wriggling puppies and, for a split second, not having to pretend he's delighted to be there.

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Here’s my drawings I had for a drawing prompt challenge for DeviantArt

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Me and my cousin have an ongoing bit where we pretend we made "slightly better" versions of things where we'll be like.

"That was a pretty good movie, but not as good as my movie, House of 1001 Corpses," or "I guess this song is okay. Kind of reminds me of a song I'm working on called 'Faster Car'."

Never once has it been funny or made anyone but us laugh.