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when all of your knuckles crack except one so you have to try and convince yourself to be a sensible human being and resist the urge to break your own finger

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I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE

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omg wtf life hack

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Isn’t nature beautiful?

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Tell me that I’m a good girl.

Tell me that I did well.

That I made you happy.

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remember when u used to go over to ur friends house and youd go down to the ‘computer room’ to the dads old shitty desktop computer and sit on the giant black leather computer chair and ur friend would show u charlie the unicorn and epic rap battles of history type stuff on youtube while thier younger siblings bugged you for a turn to use the computer

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*John knocks*

John: I wonder if anyone’s home

*dog barks*

Paul: ddijubluhlachberrais

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do u ever feel like ur pulling an academic icarus flying too close to your deadlines on wings of deeply flawed time management

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Iggy Azalea Ft. Charli XCX - “Fancy”

DEMO VERSION, NO AUTOTUNE! SUPER RARE!!!

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are the minions circumcised?