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Fuck you, Firgrove! If you're dumb enough to be a cowboy this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to come to Camp Western. Runaway animals! Shit on the ground!! Wolves!!! If you think that you're gonna survive four weeks at Camp Western, you can kiss my ass! It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker, you'll mine gold for this bullshit! Guaranteed! If you find a different festival, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!! You heard us right, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!!! Bring your cowboy hat, bring your Star Coins, bring your horse! We'll fight it! That's Right! We'll fight your horse! Because at Camp Western, you're fucked six way to Silverglade! Take a hike to Camp Western! Home of OSHA violating mud races! That's right, mud races! How does it work? If you can race down a muddy road and not break your horse’s legs, you get six summer tokens. Don't wait, don't delay. Don't fuck with us, or the bull will rip your nuts off! Only at Camp Western: The only festival that tells you to fuck off! Hurry up, asshole! The wolves chase you the minute after you leave the ranch, and you better not stop running or you're a dead motherfucker! Go to hell! Camp Western: Firgrove’s filthiest and exclusive home of the meanest son of bitch animals on the island of Jorvik. Guaranteed!

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Sergio, you’re so handsome!

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Now that I'm finally training my G3 Andalusians after an eternity, I'm reminded of their goofy rear. And their goofy everything, really.

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Since I just saw Metallica live for my 2nd time (November 6, 2022, and May 28, 2025, were the best days of my life!!!), I’ll totally have to get a horse named Metalica. Any horse suggestions? 👀

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I painted Anne von Blyssen and her horse Concorde (Starshine Legacy - Old SSO version)

this proved a tricky piece to paint but Im happy with how it turned out

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My black saddle of choice was the “Gray wilderness saddle” because I liked the matte look more, but these G2s get the pleasure of using my old “Sensational Jarlaheim bridle” + “Moorland Set - saddle” combo!

I like how the successor of the “Black sporty saddle” (“Dark Pine jumping saddle”) also has the fur on top of the seat instead of under it LMAO

Been training my remaining unmaxed G2s. If we want to talk about how lazy I get can in regards to training certain horses, here’s when they joined my stable...

Sapphireflame (Whinfell) – February 14, 2017

Stormcloud (Pintabian) – December 22, 2017

Sunking (Whinfell) – January 20, 2018

Jewelglory (Pintabian) – September 3, 2018

These horses have been plaguing me for literal years. Hopefully, I will finally be free soon.

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Been training my remaining unmaxed G2s. If we want to talk about how lazy I get can in regards to training certain horses, here’s when they joined my stable...

Sapphireflame (Whinfell) – February 14, 2017

Stormcloud (Pintabian) – December 22, 2017

Sunking (Whinfell) – January 20, 2018

Jewelglory (Pintabian) – September 3, 2018

These horses have been plaguing me for literal years. Hopefully, I will finally be free soon.

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A little interesting that this taller NPC uses the updated player model... can’t say I’ve seen that before.

They’re located near Matilda and Lara at the Silverglade Equestrian Center if you want to check them out!

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⭐️ Star Stable Online, September–November 2015

And here are photos from my first-ever Tumblr meetup that I hosted on September 19, 2015, from Feya Seastorm’s perspective!

I would not have these photos anymore if it wasn’t for @theseadontbotherme reblogging them from my now-deleted blog @sso-sasha-swifthurricane. Thank you, Sea.

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Every now and then, I’ll do this super fun thing called “coming back to life.” Not that I was dead, I was just working on other projects on other Tumblr accounts. They really need to make an easy account switcher for this site…

Recently, my love for SSO has been reignited, so this blog is no longer in the time-out corner. How exciting! Even more exciting is that today is my SSO account’s 12 year anniversary! I started my journey on Jorvik on May 14th, 2013, and… well, it’s a 12-year-long story, I don’t think anyone has time for my rambling. ;> Just know that I’m so glad many of you have been with me for the majority of the time.

For my own enjoyment, I might finally start working on my RRP side blog, just so I can post my (ir)regularly-scheduled junk here and my refined things over there. Just have to tidy up the theme some more, maybe get JavaScript enabled on both this blog and the side blog, write some code, and then it’s all set for activity.

If you haven’t talked to me in years and you’re still here, please say hi! I miss everyone lol.

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I have the one on the left. :)

Does anyone actually have any of the Sso Horses app g2 mustangs?

I've seen people on other app exclusive horses online, but never the mustangs. And Ive only been able to find a few videos/photos of them in Sso, which makes me even more curious cause, honestly, the apps adult versions of them look way different than the in-game models.

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things I would do to have a rewind button in my life

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Thinking back to when I was Level 8. I had just bought my Andalusian (Gen 1), Thunderdream, and it took me exactly 2 weeks to max him.

Every day, I would get home and do what few races I had access to. These were in Moorland, Fort Pinta, and Silverglade.

I remember being so proud of myself when I finally maxed him out! All my hard work had paid off.

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Hi, I remade this! Let me know anything I’ve missed and I’ll update it as soon as I can.

Race HXP Masterpost (Revised)

This post is best viewed on my blog, as it uses HTML tables in its formatting. (Works on both PC and mobile.)

I’ve decided to revise the master­­post of all the races with their HXP in SSO so far. This post will include the total amount of HXP an area gives (i.e., doing all the Moor­­land races will give your horse x HXP total). I will be categorizing these races by where they appear on the map (i.e., Marley’s Farm’s races are included in Silver­­glade). This post will be updated as new races are added.

This post does not include any limited races or Championships, as they don’t meet my criteria for inclusion. Repeat­­able races are marked by the ! symbol, and are only listed once. The races will be named as they are named under the “Races” tab. The areas will be listed in alphabetical order.

Now that everything has been cleared up, let’s begin.

―Doyle’s Abbey― The Pony Race

Note ― Only the following breed(s) can run this race: Chinco­teague Pony, Conne­mara, Dart­­moor Pony, Got­­land Pony, Jorvik [Starter] Pony, Welsh Pony [type B]

100 HXP

Total HXP:  100 HXP

―Druid Paddock― First Mission 300 HXP Second Mission 300 HXP First Training 200 HXP Second Training 200 HXP Third Training 200 HXP

Total HXP:  1,400–1,500 HXP

Note ― The first task of the day bonus grants an additional 200 HXP to whichever task you choose. If you use your bonus on Training, you will end up with 1,400 HXP total; if you use your bonus on a Mission, you will end up with 1,500 HXP total.

Keep reading

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Why are jumping photos so difficult to take? :,)

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YHNTA, BYA (Your Horse’s Not The Asshole, But You Are)

The hay is nutritious enough, sure, but you’ve obviously forgotten about the delicious­ness aspect. You simply can’t replicate that stall-sold flavor that he so craves. If you can’t provide that, he is right to be inconsiderate – you’re being inconsiderate of his time and steeding abilities! Honestly, he deserves so much better. You should give him the correct hay to make up for this slight.

IMHTA? (Is My Horse The Asshole?)

I (2_?F) have been exploring the forest of Hollow Woods, gently collecting fireflies for the druids so they can use the light from them. Don't ask me what they do with them, I don't know!

The more fireflies I collect, the further my training with the druids proceeds. I have gotten to the point where I can self-make hay that'll be nutritious enough for horse consumption. However, my current steed (17M) refuses to eat the hay I crafted. After all the time I spent gathering fireflies (which he has helped me with, it's also good exercise for him), and the training in the garden, and the collecting of the necessary supplies to craft the hay, he still will not indulge in my hard work!

He's being inconsiderate of my time and craft abilities, only willing to eat hay sold at stalls around Jorvik. It's disheartening. The hay is not inedible, so is he being the asshole?