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News headline from the year 2146: “Michael Bay swears Transformers 61: Revenge Of The Dark Of The Lost Kingdom Of Atlantis will be his final Transformers movie yet again.”
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Girls don’t want boys
Girls want a well written, well paced, well acted, well thought out Transformers movie
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the only reason i still have depression is because i can’t take my brain out of my skull and blow on it like a ds cartridge
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THIS WAS FUNNIER IN MY HEAD
Inspired by this dumb vid
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tf5
Optimus: i so do miss my dear scout bumblebee
Bumblebee: stOP TRYING TO KILL ME
Optimus: [swinging swords] Boy i Wish he WAS STILL ALIVE
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me: why is everyone reblogging this… (turns on sound) …Oh.
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"I like tall guys," I say as I look at a robot that is around 20-30ft and can easily destroy me in a heartbeat.
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I found an attempt of a textpost in my drafts after I got drunk. Enjoy.
Percy n a chariot: zoome zoom bitchh
Anbith: no perc u fukn salmon.
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“Not all men.”
You’re right. Jason Grace would never.
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