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Love when I get to paint such detailed landscape scenes! This one is for the client's original story, showing the contrast between slums and rich neighbourhoods in a magical setting.

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Yaoi and Yuri suck bad because they always have waxed bodies where is the body hair u ppl make me sick

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tbh my take on the whole “should batman kill the joker” thing is that batman is a volunteer gig, and bruce is allowed to have boundaries

should *someone* kill the joker? maybe, idk. that’s above my pay grade. but just bc bruce wayne is willing to shoulder the weight of the world (whether anyone actually wants him to or not) doesn’t mean we should all just accept that it belongs to him. he chooses to help in what ways he is able, the ways he can live with, and if killing is the one line he won’t cross no matter what, well, it could be worse. but he has no actual moral obligation to do any of what he’s doing, actually, and if having this one boundary firmly in place is what keeps him from having a mental breakdown and becoming the thing he swore to stop, then i say more power to him and we could honestly all stand to learn from his example

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Mornin artwork of everyones fav toxic snake daddy Fulgrim

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if you're writing and find yourself thinking 'this is too weird/gross/offputting/esoteric/ambitious/catered to my specific interests + sure to push away a broader audience' that is the devil speaking and it is a lie. you are already firmly on the right path and you need to double down

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I feel like a lot of contemporary efforts to analyse the humour of Homestuck at its peak end up on completely the wrong track because they approach it as some kind of freakish anomaly, and lack the necessary context to understand the extent to which mainstream Internet humour circa 2012 was just Like That.

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blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

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*right clicks on you*

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I'm sorry. David Corenswet brought his dog to set in her own Superman costume?

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its crazy that a lot of what we call 'video essays' these days are basically low budget documentaries on increasingly weird and niche topics. no network approval no tv budget just one guy with maybe a hired editor/writer and a couple of friends willing to read voice lines. and then they put it on youtube like its no big deal. insane.

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Wait how will there be gambling under communism if we don't have money?

your concern about communism is ... lack of gambling?

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couldn’t stop thinking about this post

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i think one of the best parts about being a teenager in the early to mid 2010s was that cigarettes were definitely not cool anymore and vapes hadn’t popularized yet so my lungs made it out of my peak impressionable years relatively unscathed

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Poor knight is feelin the heat

full on bsky

Tip jar

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hey who's the person at Blizzard that keeps making the lady undead leaders of the Forsaken not look actually undead I just want to talk