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DO NOT DO THIS.

This makes me so angry.

If you work in a movie theater and you do this I have no respect for you.

My younger brother is Type 1 Diabetic.

When we go to a movie theater, we always get him diet soda. If he were to get regular when we asked for diet, we would not give him the insulin he would need for it. If that happens, his blood sugar level could go so high he could go into a coma, go blind, or even die.

If somebody gave him regular soda instead of diet without telling us, that person could be responsible for a nine-year-old being killed or blinded.

Just thinking about that makes me so angry. I get scared every time we take him to a movie in case the people working there saw this picture and decide to do the same thing.

Please signal boost this so people know.

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Yes slay love

When you take selfies at brunch instead of participating in the conversation

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@miss-morland @the-baessist

someone needs to stop this meme

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College is all about making it through the week...every week

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‘til paul do us blart

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@the-baessist @miss-morland

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@the-baessist @miss-morland

ohmygod

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@the-baessist @miss-morland

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I’m sleepy n I want my hair played with thank u

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rolls up in a sandwich car to steal ur girl

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the signs as things my theater professor has actually said in class

Aries: "If you're not okay with a professor who yells 'FUCK FUCK FUCK' then you better drop my fucking class"

Taurus: "Cocaine's a hell of a drug"

Gemini: "And that's when I realized I had the chance to fuck Natalie Portman, a beautiful, delicate wood nymph; even though she thought I was some dude named Bill"

Cancer: "This guy's dick wasn't necessarily long, but it was bigger around than a soda can. I imagined it would make a pop sound when it was removed from an orifice"

Leo: "Hoes be choosin'"

Virgo: "I could make some fucking great meth, guys. I know some people"

Libra: "What kind of guy says to himself, 'I should buy my girlfriend a massive paper clip'?"

Scorpio: "You're a misogynistic asshat. Get out of my class"

Sagittarius: "Please allow me to make a butt of myself"

Capricorn: "And when they pulled off his pants, there it was: the tiniest, most erect micro phallus I have ever encountered"

Aquarius: "Jesus had a pimp cup! He was partying with hoes!"

Pisces: "I never tried alcohol until I was 32. I had never been drunk, didn't know what it tasted like, nothing. But I did try cocaine when I was 13"

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if anne hath a will, anne hathaway

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i’m like heinz doofenshmirtz because i, too, like being petty, singing off-key, and over-sharing my deepest traumas for no discernible reason