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i didnt believe in the devil until i adopted an 8 week old puppy with razor sharp teeth, non existent attention span and inexhaustible need to parkour off of every surface every half an hour, screaming her fur off at the same time

that being said today i took her to the vet to sign her up and she happened to be the 666th puppy to sign up in that office 

y’all demons are real and i adopted one

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Ya ever feel like the ideal body type for women was inherently just classism and the perfect way to treat women like trophies because like back when women were Thick™ as an ideal body type the only women who were able to look like that were the rich and today now the type is super thin and the only women who can look like that are the women who don��t work labour jobs and can afford not to have a carb diet so basically men only go for rich women and have changed how they objectify women not because of some biological quirk that shifts their lust but entirely because the form of the most privileged women has changed therefore the best trophy to keep

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uterus culture is forgetting all the weird symptoms that come along with your period every month and wondering why you’re feeling some kind of way until you Realize

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What a fucking Loser

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the father, the son and the holy spirit

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OH MY GOD HIS FACE I CAN’T EVEN 

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people who use baby naming websites:

- expecting parents - trans people changing their names - writers - that guy outside my dorm room who was arguing with his buddy on whether the name Zach was in the bible and then very loudly announced that “behind the name dot com says its biblical in origin so fuck you”

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RDJ and Cevans: *flirting in peace*

Ruffalo: HEY REMEMBER WHEN YOUR SON-

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Watching people your age getting engaged and married is like trying to finish an exam while everyone around you is turning it in, even though you still have an entire hour left to finish.

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What were you the god of, again?

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Honestly Chris Evan’s going off is the reason why we stan him.

Nothing but respect and love for this man

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Can we just take a moment and appreciate this website?

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Captain America: Civil War (2016) dir. Anthony Russo, Joe Russo

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“tom holland’s peter parker is a nerd”…. I have to laugh. I HAVE to laugh. tobey maguire’s peter parker did not wear the highest prescription glasses, run after the school bus while all the kids and the bus driver laughed at him, wave at people that weren’t waving at him, blurt out random science facts when no one was listening, work for the school newspaper and carry a clunky camera around all while wearing dad!polos over white tee shirts to be disrespected like that

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I like the aura of this photo