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crafting a plane launcher with chopsticks by 小小折纸手工

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there is something very silly about recovering whale carcasses, like yes call in everyone to help salvage this oversized aquatic mammal with our oversized electronic shovels bc the smaller aquatic mammals and fish didn't do a good job at nom nom-ing at it fast enough

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In case anyone is having a bad night

(The best of this post and its reblogs, but with links that work)

Here is a website where you can scroll down to all the different levels of the ocean 

Here is a website where you can see the future of the universe (can get a bit bleak just a head’s up!)

Here is a website where you can press a ‘make everything okay’ button, over and over, until things really are okay

Here is a website that you can read if you feel like a burden

Here is a website where you can look at strobe illusions (TW strobe/flashing)

Here is a website where you can cut stuff up (TW blood/sh)

Here and here are websites where you can play with sand

Here is a website where you can draw with macaroni and other fun foods

Here is a website where you can paint someone’s nails

Here is a website where you can grow a garden with emojis

Here is a website with hundreds of videos of people hugging you (rightfully dubbed ‘the nicest place on the internet’ because it really is, y’all, it made me cry)

Here is a website that will take you to other useless websites

Here is a website where you can make a tiny cat play bongo drums (and other instruments!)

Here is a website to help give you gentle reminders <3

Here is a website where you can grow a tiny farm

Here is a website where you can take a bunch of scientific personality tests

Here is a website of calm rain noise

Take a breath. It’s going to be okay, I promise.

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I think one of my favorite ship dynamics is maniacal woman x loser who worships her but they both hold power in their own way

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There is something so incredibly frustrating about blending in at all cost and trying to please everyone around you as a survival strategy in childhood.

Your natural response to every situation is avoidance and now you're overly careful and secretive, you rarely voice your opinion even on the smallest things, you move quietly and never stand in the way, and you are almost unnoticable.

That doesn't just go away once you're in a safe place so now you have to re-learn to be present in life and get comfortable with taking up space in the world, and it's all you want but the hardest thing to do because it goes against your every instinct.

You crave attention but can't stand being seen.

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can we stop making jerks a "golden boy" just because they're attractive-

like yeah coriolanus was hot. yk what else he was from the very beginning? entitled. arrogant. shelfish. delightfully evil. victimizing himself constantly.

he is not a good person and he never was, and you know what? that's what makes him such a good character. he's entertaining and while the reader is not supposed to root for him, it's important his story was told as a cautionary tale.

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i will never get over how every character was asked what gojo is to them. as in personal relationship. and the thing everyone emphasized was that he's the strongest. but when geto was asked DIRECTLY if gojo is strong, he chooses to emphasize that he was his best friend

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oh no

I swear to god, if they don't make that overgrown smurf hot in the Ahsoka show I will do something

didn't decide what yet, but it will be something

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I still can't get over stsg's introduction as a concept. gojo was built up to be isolatingly powerful, a league of his own: childish, annoying to all those close to him, hard to stand but respectable (aka nanami and utahime), a slippery guiding mentor, unruly and untamable, a whole force of his own and solely his own (the confidence, the disobedience to elders, the reputation, the fear and awe around him)---all introduced through yuuji's non-judgemental and curious lens. I think someone pointed ages ago out how- the closer someone is to gojo, the more tired they look inside. and that's why when they actually introduce the fact gojo had an actual, real friend- a best friend- you start to think, what? what kind of person would suit and match satoru gojo? who is this? who would make gojo feel equal? and it's somehow??? this obnoxiously moral guy?? filled with a kick of anger and buckets of tormented righteousness, and a witty (later turned bitter) benevolent streak. and you watch gojo watching him, always standing by him, watch him fit into place there like he couldn't see anything else. watch the in-sync laughter, the back-and-forth banter, watch them just be teenagers admist it - someway and somehow - same childish attitude, but younger, impressionable, and its like gojo's storing all his experiences with geto away in his mind. the discussions of who to protect-? gojo lives it out. the pain of geto's fall-? gojo carries it for the rest of his life, an aching open wound. it almost hurts that gojo's childish antics aren't complimented by geto's indulgent, light-hearted admonishing anymore. something you didn't realise was missing the whole time until now??? didn't realise "after all, I'm the strongest" used to be been "after all, we're the strongest". and in getting to know geto, you puzzle through how he was gojo's 'one and only': a guy who's personality comes off a bit controlling, a bit forceful, way too philosophical, clinically considerate- and somehow this really was gojo's best friend. they clashed over all their differences all their time together and yet even that was so important to them both, and you come to know it couldn't have been anyone else. this is who helped make gojo who he is. this is who was missing from him at the start.

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Gojo vs Sukuna could be a heartbreaking battle where Gojo tries desperately to not do too much harm to his son's body while Sukuna goes all out bc he dgaf but knowing Gege it'll just be Gojo and Sukuna trying to outrizz each other

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A thing I will never not find funny is that the songs the fandom most associates with Kaz Brekker are "Look What You Made Me Do" and "Money Money Money".

Like, we collectively looked at this angsty teen who is the Queen of Ravka's ultimate 'i-know-a-guy'-guy, who brought the most powerful man in all of Ketterdam to his knees, and went "Jup, Taylor Swift and ABBA shall be tied to him."

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I am so sick and tired of people comparing AkiAngel and SatoSugu like-

I won't deny that it's heavily implied that Aki and Angel loved each other and I really do love them as a ship.

But SatoSugu were so much more??? They played significant roles in each others lives, they weren't just partners or lovers or whatever, they impacted and shaped each others view of the world and themselves (f.e. Getou being Gojo's moral compass, Gojo's strength growing as Getou felt left behind, ect.)

Not only did they spend more time together, they spend a considerable amount of their teenage years together, shaping both of them into the people they are/were.

Aki's opinion on devils changed due to Angel, and Angel started to care about humans again due to their partnership, but this mutual influence runs nowhere as deep as the key roles Gojo and Getou played and continue to play in each others lives.

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If they mess up Nikolai's character it's ON SIGHT, and this applies to both Shadow and Bone season 2 and Bungou Stray Dogs season 4

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Whenever I see an Ivan Aivazovski painting the sea monster in me goes absolutely feral

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god gives their strongest soldiers (me) their toughest battles (sometimes i remember scenes from star wars that i know by heart but i'm not in a place where i can quote them)

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