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a long time ago eddard stark was an young adult, then jon screamed “IM THE YOUNG DRAGON” and he started aging like a sim

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modern robert baratheon has a social media account. imagine it like the one from markus söder

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just for you @fagstannis ❤️

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leda 1, 2, 3

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currently listening to the asoiaf audio books in german and you can’t believe how funny i find the line “traitorous squid!” in german because the word for squid is tintenfisch wich means inkfish. i just can’t stop thinking about “veräterischer tintenfisch!”

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i think that after aegon died and aenys became king, for a few years aenys felt like he was being hunted by the pre successor of sue sylvester in the form of visenya and i find it so incredibly funny

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i will always be the first person to like my posts.

confidence is key

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modern au where tywin is a master chess player and has never lost (he came a few times close but out of mysterious reasons he always won) comes to a family dinner with the starks, baratheons and lannisters. the evening is terribly boring until he sees robb playing chess with tommen. tywin walks over and is like “let the old folks show you what real chess looks like” and pushes tommen away so he could play. he lost and lost and lost. until they’re sixed round when tywin snapped and threw the chess board into robbs face. robb had a broken nose and a massive fight ensured

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the nazi in the basement of my asylum moved out. no more broken glass in the house where original nuns lived in

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americans see their government bombing other nations and all they can talk about is me me me oh my god the world war is here what'll happen to me? unfunny jokes about world war genz dark humour with no regard whatsoever for people losing their lives, in constant state of danger because what about me? me? me???

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asoiaf on tumblr is just a bunch of mentality ill people whom have adopted theon greyjoy as their bisexual crusty dog and put him through trauma that even grrm couldn’t dream of and laughing about theons stupidity and lack of people who like him.

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just wanted to say to all my screaming fans, sorry for not producing anymore asoiaf content in the last months, its…. difficult to find time for this because ive got my will to live in a psychiatry back. when im again alone and unloved i will write more about asoiaf modern au <33333

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VERY IMPORTANT

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i was bored on sunday so i watched free tv and came over the 1953 three musketeers and not only was it unbelievable funny but also has the fashion i pictured in my head for the crownlands!

just look at these incredible costumes! the hats! the collars!!!

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modern au where ned is really worried about jons mental health (he wears black and listens to mcr) so he sends him to an asylum. jon is pissed of but after some time gets friends like in canon (he broke grenns hand and had a talk with supervisor donal noye he tries to be nicer). sam gets send in because his father dosent wand him around and his mother was against murder. the events are all like in canon, joer mormont is the asylum leader, benjen was station leader before he got send away to the closed station. jon tried to run away once but his friends got him back. he tried to stab alliser thorn (his therapist) and got put into the rubber zell for this. the wildlings are the people from the closed station and jon got send there once.

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i often wonder if the children in asoiaf especially the stark still have baby teeth? as a person who had 6 baby teeth left with fourteen i ask myself if robb plays with his loose teeth while in military conferences, or if sansa had a loose tooth during her wedding with tyrion? are danys teeth hurting because her wisdom tooth are growing? all important questions.

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in my asoiaf modern au they are still all aristocrats, robert is king, ned is his hand and the houses all exist plus all the lore. but now they have paparazzi and all of that. so robert decided for publpcety to make a reality tv show ala kadashians