scars in fiction: I got this trying to save my lover from an assassin- but tragically, I was too late. now I carry the mark of my failure with me always, and I can never forget~
scars in real life: so I was trying to open macaroni sauce with a paring knife
221K notes
·
View notes
*Or hypothetical partner.
4K notes
·
View notes
california rent is so bad i had to move into the giant spider crab tank at the monterey bay aquarium
15K notes
·
View notes
look at the republican calendar and see which animal/plant/item is associated with your birthday ok. if you're born january 14 you get the day of the cat
33K notes
·
View notes
it makes me so fucking angry. Why do palestinians trying to escape genocide have to ask how you are. Why do they have to apologize for sending asks. Why must every message stast with saying they wish the reader well, they they hope you're doing okay, that they're so sorry to bother you. Do these people have to act nice and sweet for anyone to care? Do they have to make sure you're doing well before they have the right to ask for anything? Its horrific.
17K notes
·
View notes
mutuals, out of curiosity what season were you born in and what's your favorite season?
30K notes
·
View notes
I HATE MORAL OCD. well i shouldnt say hate thats a strong word. and i dont want to sound like i hate people WITH moral ocd because i dont of course. i just hate having it. but i shouldnt think that, i do like having morals, its just stressful to be thinking about them so constantly and scrutinizing every little thing i do or think. but really thats the least i could do so i should at least try, right? just because i suffer from— no, struggle with moral ocd doesn’t mean i should just stop thinking about things all together, thats not what im saying and i should make that clear, but i
28K notes
·
View notes
We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.
2K notes
·
View notes
one of us will be forgotten, the other one's wrong
651 notes
·
View notes
I have a bandaid on my face rn and I can't take it off because it's there for good reason but the Bad Texture is getting me this physically fucking hurts I hate it
0 notes