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fun fact about me is that when i was a kid id write capital E’s with as many of those little horizontal lines as possible and id call them ladder E’s and adults fucking hated them

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Endlessly diabolical how you can't say words like rape and suicide uncensored without either being criticised by idiots or punished by conglomerates.

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Hola, hola!!!!

I'm back here, back to begging.

I've been trying to make a new post but I can't come up with the right words to get your attention.

The truth is things suck, quite literally and figuratively.

We need help affording the laundromat, affording a washing machine, we need to get to medical appointments for the upcoming surgery my MiL will have for her herniated discs.

We always need help affording food and medication.

We are a family of 9, we have kids, elderly and some of us have chronic pain, chronic illnesses and disabilities which have made it impossible to have a stable job.

The only ones able to support all of us are me and my partner but our health issues and my lack of a degree have been barriers.

We just want to keep food on the table, stay housed and not breathe black mold 24/7.

Check my Kofi if you want a personalized trinket! Or you know, just help us if you can!!

$20/$500

Pay•pal Ko-Fi

This is our last post

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Hitch's new outfit

(HE/HIM) 🐁🧀🏳️‍⚧️

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Know your insect antennae!

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Item drop: A 12-string electric guitar handmade by Antonio Stradivari in 1690

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Whenever I’m on the street children throw large pebbles at me and say “This is only somewhat due to your bad tumblr posts. There are multiple reasons for this.”

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Shawn Braley Illustration

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hi gang. reminder that we are some of the best sweaters in the animal kingdom (second only to equines) allowing us to stay cool and keep moving in hot weather. we have 10 times the density of sweat glands compared to other great apes.

we are ALSO insanely good at smelling rain (specifically geosmin, found in the soil and activated by rain) with the ability to smell 10 parts per trillion. this is speculated to have helped our ancestors survive!

we ALSO have absolutely batshit diets compared to most other animals. caffeine and chocolate are completely toxic to most animals but we can eat it without even feeling sick. even avocados are severely toxic to many animals to the point where it can be fatal to eat, but humans love it!!!

we are ALSO the best endurance runners ON EARTH out of ANY other species. we beat horses in endurance running. you know, the animals that gradually evolved away most of their toes in order to be the best runners?? yeahhh.

and to top it all off. our lifespan is unusually long for our species' weight/mass. typically, the bigger a species is, the longer its average lifespan (e.g. domestic mice live for 1-3 years, whales can live over 200) but we're very small for how long our average lifespan is. big cats like tigers live around 14-15 years, brown bears 25 years, yet here we are expected to live around 75-85 years. that is NUTS.

humans as a species are so extremely cool. it's not just our intellect that makes us amazing. we may not be the fastest or the strongest in the animal kingdom but we're super cool in many other ways. next time you sweat you can go wow!!! humans are so cool I'm able to keep moving because of my absolutely insane number of sweat glands! thank you evolution!

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starting a collection of my favourite AO3 author’s notes

honourable mentions

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Actress performs a scene from Journey to the West "Three Times Striking the White-Bone Demon" in Wu Opera (Wuju), a traditional Chinese local opera originating from Jinhua, Zhejiang Province. Its name comes from the ancient name of Jinhua "Wuzhou" (婺州).

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I think they’re fabulous

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normal day in laurel canyon

joni mitchell: i need to forcefem graham nash and get him pregnant

peter tork: who up for some polyamorous activities 🤭

david crosby: lets all fuck crosby style

brian wilson: lets play in the sand :DDDDDDDDD

tgirl neil young: how can i make me and stephen yuri

roger mcguinn: i hope david crosby fucking dies

cass elliot: looks like women are having sex in my front yard again *smiles*

eric clapton: i need to dox george harrison tonight

cass elliot: oh never mind thats joni mitchell and graham nash

dennis wilson: brian, i fucking hate my stupid roommate charles manson

graham nash: how can i make my yaoi life more toxic

micky dolenz: anyone up for fucking dolenz style 😏

stephen stills: hehehe what if i put on a little lipstick and kiss neil on the neck

chris hillman: i hope david crosby fucking dies

michelle phillips: more of us should have affairs

brian wilson: eventually with age all things return to sand in death

frank zappa: what if it was called Freaky Canyon

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i loveeeeee ironic punishments i love that the human desire to find meaning in every facet of existence is what betrays you and makes it both ironic and punishing (which is itself an ironic punishment)

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Not that anyone needed another reason not to date a cop, but...

Source

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Classic 1970s AIM patch