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Castle Super Beast episode #320

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Really disappointing that the responses to Lil Nas X having a mental health crisis that actually take it seriously are advocating for him to be forced into treatment. Firstly nothing in the articles I've read even slightly suggests an overdose, I'd wager the cops injured him and this is simply how they're trying to launder it, but also "taking it seriously" doesn't mean we should all agree that he's a crazy person who should be forced onto medication, institutionalised, put on a fucking conservatorship or whatever the fuck else people are saying jfc. It actually would have been far better if the person filming him got him home safely rather than involving the cops, how are we still having this conversation?

Don't call the cops on someone having a mental health crisis

Don't call the cops on someone who's having a drug related health issue

Don't call the cops on racialised and especially Black + Indigenous/Native people

I thought we all knew why the cops should not be anywhere near these kinds of situations by now in the big year of 2025

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working with little kids is so dangerous. you get one kid who has a unique way of speaking & then spend the rest of your life with an internal monologue like “me’s go bathroom?”

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having my evening cucumber

I offered a portion to this large and mannerly horse

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why are the roads such a battleground. we are meant to be like bison moving in a synchronized herd. bees coordinating themselves in a hive. why are we like. fighting each other over how much to stop at a stop sign. get a grip

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Mallorie stole a cheesy hot dog and has been growling over it for 5 minutes now. 

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deltarune aus where chara and frisk are present are cool but we should look the truth in the eyes, while frisk may remain a baby sibling, chara is probably the same age as asriel, they're also in college. chara would smoke anything that grows from the ground. chara would eat a bug for a dollar. chara talks in riddles. chara pulls a bazillion pranks a day or sleeps all day. chara has the similar talksprites as burgerpants but instead of being depressed they're manic like 2/3 of the time. they're also one of the most active grade a students and teachers absolutely love them.

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i want to cook and eat the demiurge even though i know i wouldn't survive

this is a really common sentiment in the demiurge’s world so demi shaped snacks are popular

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we saw you from across the bar and you looked really anxious. can you tell us five things you can see, four things you can hear. okay good, we’re glad you’re okay. do you wanna come home with us and have a threesome?

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i like berdley :]

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need a t-shirt that says i had a weird heavily symbolic dream last night please don't talk to me

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oouufghh.. I got the headache. I'm sorry everyone. this is it for me

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It's so nice to see black men be vulnerable and fun.

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