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Caught up for week 2 of the month of Varian. From now on, only one meme per day! Unless I forget and have to play catch up again.

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Welcome to the space age, ladies and gentlemen

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New Print Link Masterpost - Illuminated Shitpost Prints

Hey yall, here’s an updated link promo post for stuff on the store for shitposts now that ive phased some prints out and updated others. Spiders Georg will return in Avengers Endgame around the end of October at the latest so everyone’ll be able to get it in time for winter gift season. 

In any case here’s the long post with everything and all the links, feel free to press j to skip or blacklist the tag “print link masterpost” These links dont include commissions, there’s other listings for that, and I’ll be making another post for non shitpost print designs. Any pieces where the OG post is NOT my shitpost (and was not posted anonymously) I either got permission for them with the writer directly OR have a tracker that sends them a percentage of sales in payment for use. 

here we go

1) Naval Seal Copypasta 

2) Dummy Thicc Ventricles

3) Thy Mother

4) Limerick Rolled

5) Descend Into Hell…

6) Fireball

7) Ronald Reagan’s Grave is a Gender Neutral Bathroom

8) Man Door Hand Hook Car Door

9) Welcome to Mcdawnalds

10) Fuckin Love Coffee

11) The Sour Hour (in reference to my post about eating lemons straight)

12) My Immortal (first paragraph)

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Kristoff, very drunk: *points to Anna* That’s my girlfriend, suckers! 

Elsa, quietly: Actually, she’s your wife- 

Kristoff: my WIFE. EVEN BETTER.

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Frozen: Kristoff makes a foot size dick joke Frozen 2: Anna makes a BDSM joke

wow….growth

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this was so soft :(

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Queen Anna was mildly inconvenienced again. Based on @awesomemaple​ ‘s hilarious text post

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Little girls in 2013: singing frozen songs

Everyone: omg they need to stop, that movie is old and overdone now

Me after the release of Frozen 2, absolutely BELTING 'Lost In The Woods' knowing that now I am the problem:

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How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they can’t get that high.

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Pokémon Omega Ruby & Alpha Sapphire

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i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want tO DESTRYO YOU AT MAR IO KART

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I want a relationship that’s just like super cool friendship with like kissing

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This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal.

Today, I just got the keys to my first house.

Give it time.

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Why was Oedipus against profanity?