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Casting a spell on you that makes you happy, by the way. Your day tomorrow will be pretty good. Something nice will happen, maybe.

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my thoughts on a possible look for whatever fancy-pants event Nettie ends up going to

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ROBERT PATTINSON as BATMAN: 

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This is so hilarious to me

normalize lying to matt lauer about seeing a clown explode to death in his little clown car

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Good god

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omg ok put in the tags a food that makes u feel like life is worth living when you eat it. like u eat it and it's soo good and everything's fine actually

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richard -> dick so obviously we should start the charles -> cock process

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If anyone wants a little sliver of my genius words (sarcasm)

Fanfiction Work-In-Progress Guessing Game

Send me a word, if it’s in my wip document I’ll answer your ask with the sentence that it appears in

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Another repost cuz I felt like it

Batfam members cause honestly it’s hard to remember,

- Bruce Wayne, Batman, 32

His legal family members:

- Alfred Pennyworth, Bruce’s Adoptive father

- Kathy (Kate) Kane, Batwoman

- Bette (Beth) Kane, Firebird, formerly Batgirl 1

- Dick Grayson, Nightwing, formerly Robin 1 and Batman 2, 26

- Jason Todd, Red Hood, formerly Robin 2

- Tim Drake, Red Robin, formerly Robin 3, 16

- Cassandra Caine, Orphan or Blackbat, formerly Batgirl 5, 15

- Damien Wayne, Robin, 13

His illegal children:

- Barbara Gordon, Batgirl 2, formerly Oracle

- Stephenie Brown, Batgirl 3, formerly Robin 4 and Spoiler, 16

- Duke Thomas, The Signal, formerly Robin and Lark

- Helena Bartenelli, Huntress, formerly Batgirl 4

- Harper Row, Bluebird

The rest of his illegal family:

- Hank Clover, Gotham

- Claire Clover, Gotham Girl

- Lucas Fox, Batwing

- David Zavimbe, Batwing

- James Gorden, Bruce’s other adoptive father

The timeline shiz:

- Terry McGinnis, Batman 2, Batman Beyond

- Helena Wayne, Huntress, Bruce’s Daughter

- Selina Wayne-Kyle, she will be in another section but in those she isn’t married to Bruce so…

- Ace the Batdog, silver age

The Romantic Partners:

- Selina Kyle, Catwoman

- Thalia Al Ghul, stole Bruce’s sperm to make a child. kidnapped him and made him relive his childhood trauma, raped Bruce in the process of stealing his sperm. Pls don’t ship em guys…

- Diana Prince, Wonder Woman

The Sneaks/Honorary members

- Clark Kent, Superman

- Conner Kent, Superboy

- Bizzaro, somehow?

- Wally West, Flash 3, formerly Kid Flash, 26

- Jonathan Lane, Superboy, 10

- Roy Harper, Red Arrow or Arsenal, formerly Speedy

- Barry Allen, Flash 2

- Kara Danvers, Supergirl

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say no to drugs @issaxcharlie @flapdoodle-noodle

are you a hot person? you punk? yeah??? what kind huh??? masc or femme hot vibes? cocky or down to earth hot vibes??? why dont you stick around and find out what incredibly long and oddly specific example of a hot aura you give off?

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Men will wear earrings and paint their nails

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When I sketched this idea in may, I thought that in a couple of episodes Adrien's loneliness would lose relevance, haha

I believe in Plagg - Adrien's best friend - supremacy

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It’s true that everyone lofes me but what do you mean I’m not y/n??? I’m not even joking I literally don’t know what that means @moonlitceleste @issaxcharlie

HAHAHAHAH I FOUND A WHICH Y/N STEREOTYPE ARE YOU? TEST PLEASE DO THIS

i mean… UHUHUHU

@noritoshiikamo @nkogneatho @booksweet @cursedmoonchild @laudthingcat @laichi @txmariz @bajihub @kazutoraholic @skunaryomen @johnsrevelation @azucarian @atsuiyuki @lazy10ieiri @iamsorrypapi @bemylord @whoreforitachi @nek3iiq @sookyshima @prettysetterbaby @writteninkat @whosveenus @lonis-fantasy-cafe

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Kon: *dies*

Tim tryna hit: NOOOOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭😞😞😞😭😭😭😭😭😞😞😭😭😭😥😥😭😭😭😢😢😢😢😢

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remember when this was all ladynoir was about?

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Sometimes I think the batfam forgets they’re not biologically related (and that’s because my dad was adopted but he’d talk about his adoptive family’s health history, traits and be like ‘yea be on the look out for that. It runs in the family’ like SIR)

Anyway here we go with the post

Tim: [is a short king]

Old gala lady: “aw look at you! Bit on the small side for 17, don’t you think?”

Bruce: “not necessarily, the doctor sai-“

Lady: [pinching Tim’s cheeks] “don’t worry about it, love. You’ll grow up into a fine young man just like your father”

Bruce: “oh, um-“

Tim: [looks hopeful]

Bruce: “yes he will”

Dick: [filling out paperwork for superhero things] “hey Bruce, does diabetes runs in the family?”

Bruce: “uh, not sure. I don’t think so”

Dick: “ok great, what about…heart problems?”

Bruce: [thinks for a moment] “I think my grandfather had a heart attack in his mid fifties, hold on I have records”

They proceeded to spend 20 minutes looking at medical records and histories

Bruce: “wait”

Dick: “what?”

Bruce: “we’re idiots, you’re adopted Dick”

Dick: “… dammit, so what’s my families medical history!”

Jason: [talking with some friends] “yea and I have my dads curly hair, he also started going grey kinda early so that’s probably why I have this white streak”

Roy: “oh nice! Same thing with my red hair. Was your dad tall too?”

Jason: “he is pretty tall, 6’2” I believe. Built like a brick wall too, also a stubborn asshole”

Artemis: “you must be spitting image of him, I wish we could meet him”

Jason: “what? You’ve met Bruce”

Roy: “… aren’t you adopted?”

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photo dump of some of my fave maribat? get in! discord moments

we are all very stupid

there’s a lot of dick jokes