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everyone knows eve 🍎 and lilith 🐍 were scissoring like crazy

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#girls night

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The entire plot of Percy Jackson the Lightning Thief could be avoided if those kids just took the fucking Amtrak to LA, I mean my service is right there and they were in NYC, why not take the fucking train

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In this house we only loosely acknowledge current MCU canon. In my mind it's still around 2014-15. Winter Soldier just came out. We have such high hopes for the in-depth character arcs of our main babes, not to be turned into cash cows milked dry of any soul. The Avengers still all have their own floors in the tower and Bucky is coming to live in as Steeb's emo plus-one.

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what was i made for?

“ophelia” by john everett millais but it’s barbie and for the sake of this concept let’s pretend that there is in fact water in barbieland

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han didn't shoot at all greedo's head just did that

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People write 100,000 word theses to explain what this meme did in 3.

Credit to The Classics Library

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x men teacher application is like “do you support lgbt” and if you don’t respond “I am lgbt” they throw your application out

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OH MY GOD IT'S MEOWS MORALES

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shane i love you

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Soooooooo obsessed with Harrison Ford saying that not only would Indiana Jones punch Nazis (duh.... That's .. literally the plot of all the IJ movies lol) but he would shove people out of the way so that he specifically could punch them first--hold on let me find the actual quote

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Fucking CRYING IM USING THAT PHRASE FOR EVERYTHING NOW

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:)

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banned from the study of late republican roman history for referring to mark antony exclusively as cleopatra's trophy husband