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It amazes me how many teslas I see out and about. Like you guys bought one for real? On god? No joke?????
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Do you like poems?
yes! my favorites are The Tiger and the unnamed werewolf fridge poem
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there’s got to be at least one trans woman named eve out there whose deadname is adam. and she’s the funniest person to ever grace this earth with her presence.
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taylor swift going to her mailbox to see if she got a letter
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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
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If you see this

You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.
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what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin
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